Why not go back to where you wish you'd come from, Savvy?

Good news for Savonarola: there's people like him in his fetishised (we used the UK spelling in honour of Himself) Britain (h/t Iain Dale):

Amusing Canvassing Stories: No 94

Iain Dale 11:26 AM

This doorstep conversation is from yesterday morning in the Norwich North by election...

Tory MP: Have you decided who you will be voting for?
Male voter: I normally vote UKIP, but I was thinking of voting Conservative.
Tory MP: That's what I like to hear.
Male voter: Yes, but I am worried about Mr Cameron cosying up to homosexuals. I might as well admit it, you see I am a bit homopathic...

The MP just about managed to retain a straight (if that's the appropriate word) face.