Saturday, February 7, 2009

Curtain Call

James Whitmore, whose range ran from Will Rogers to Teddy Roosevelt and then some, has died.

Somewhere, Wayne Allyn Root is gambling

Crooked Timber considers partisanship and, in passing, suggests one of the third parties is in a bit of a cul-de-sac:

First, Libertarians. These aren’t partisans in the usual sense of the word; while there is a Libertarian Party, I’ve never in my life met a libertarian who votes for it (or indeed who has expressed any sentiment other than embarrassment at its existence).

Friday, February 6, 2009

Enlarge your penis in 140 characters or less

Congrats,Tweeters-now there's Twitter spamware: all for you. 

Waldo's Web Friday

A Wall Street Journal writer wonders where the sheriff of Richland County gets off trying to apply to pot laws equally.

When you consider congressional Republicans are taking advice from Joe the Plumber, their objections to reviving the economy make perfect sense.

A new book on how humans experience pleasures, from chocolate to a hot bath, discusses sex 'in blindingly obvious, at times somewhat alarming, detail and is generally recommended, “preferably with someone else”.'

Writers Almanac says the first American minstrel show took place this day in 1843 and the genre was the most popular form of entertainment in the nation. Today it is forgotten except at meetings of the Republican National Committee.

B. Daniel Blatt- who clearly has not consulted Joe the Plumber- is rolling out the Gipper's bones for veneration and declaring, "When others call our party's attempt to block a spendthrift "stimulus" as obstructionist or rejectionist, tell them that in opposing this boondoggle, we are not merely rejecting a proposal which, we believe, will be harmful over the long term, we are affirming the vision of Ronald Wilson Reagan."

538.com plots how one gets off-message in DC:

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Look for the American Family Association to Boycott Long John Silver's for serving gay fish

h/t Joe My God:

Lance Sea Kitten

Okay, PETA, I give. This IS funny.
Not content with the reams of newsprint that have already been dedicated to our Save the Sea Kittens campaign, we're going for a little more face time for our finned friends by asking Lance Bass, the former 'N Sync singer and "Dancing With the Stars" alum, to change his last name from "Bass" to "Sea Kitten." We hope Lance goes for it hook, line, 'N Sync-er. (Badump-bump.)
(Via - Good As You)

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Dude, wait'll you see the Begats page, it is so gnarly...


A big hat tip to Faith Central for The Facebook of Genesis ("Adam and Eve added application Shame.")

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Dark horse

Ben Smith is thinking post-Daschle:

Flashback:

On November 7, 2008, ROD BLAGOJEVICH talked with Advisor A about the Senate seat. ROD BLAGOJEVICH stated that he is willing to “trade” the Senate seat to Senate Candidate 1 in exchange for the position of Secretary of Health and Human Services in the President-elect’s cabinet.

Nobody knows terror like The Penguin



The former vice president says if there's another terror attack it will be the new president's fault.

Free public screenings of "Birth of A Nation" too?

SC state senator Robert Ford, who last year wanted to outlaw saggy pants on men, has a new idea.

The African-American legislator wants to make Confederate Memorial Day a paid holiday.

Counties and cities failing to follow the edict would be denied state funds.

"Every municipality and every citizen of South Carolina, should be, well, forced to respect these two days and learn what they can about those two particular parts of our history," Ford said Tuesday.

In a state steeped in a segregationist past, "there's no love in this state between black and white basically," he said. That's not apparent at the Statehouse, where black and white legislators get along, "but if you go out there in real South Carolina, it's hatred and I think we can bring our people together."

In a heartening sign of post-partisanship, Ford has gained Republican support.

Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Glenn McConnell, R-Charleston, supports the bill - and holding back chunks of the more than $300 million the state sends local governments each year.

Counties and cities "should be respectful of that as political subdivisions of the state," said McConnell, a Civil War re-enactor who runs a Charleston Confederate wares gallery and on Tuesday fretted how new junk metal collection legislation might affect his cannon. "If they don't want to be a subdivision of the state, then don't take the money."

No more worlds to conquer at FITS News

The bazoomba trophy has been retired.

The barber is now a hair transition manager

The Old Confederacy & Buffalo Commons Party's new chair, Michael Steele, has announced a nine- member transition team to aid him in taking up his post.

Does anybody just show up for their first day of work any more? You know, walk in, sit down at the desk and see what's in the in-box?

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Somewhere in Hell, Jesse Helms and Jefferson Davis agree, "that's not funny."

I am seriously glad to be here tonight at the annual Alfalfa dinner. I know that many you are aware that this dinner began almost one hundred years ago as a way to celebrate the birthday of General Robert E. Lee. If he were here with us tonight, the General would be 202 years old. And very confused. 


-President Obama at last night's Alfalfa Club annual dinner. 


We won't be a post racial society within his time in office, but this president is sure changing the terms of reference in how Americans discuss race and history. To the good.

Gonzo can go both ways

Robert Stacy McCain makes an interesting, hiding-in-plain-sight argument: Ann Coulter is the polemical heir of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, he of beloved memory.

Waldo's Tuesday Web

“They are smoking something they shouldn't be," one general says of Pentagon plans to create an Afghani version of The Sims.

The Washington Times says the British welfare state is so expansive all that's left for the people to decide about is sex and shopping.

Actor Christian Bale has off days.

After years of trying to herd the North Koreans into a position resembling reality, what's Christopher Hill's reward?

Joe the Plumber, having triumphed as a war reporter, is a political consultant this week.

Iain Dale is taking desperate measures:
  • Breaking habit of lifetime. Switching off email & Twitter to concentrate on what I am doing. Laters. about 3 hours ago

Lobby Wallah Duty

The Blogland of Earl Capps reminds us they run in fancy circles, they are all heterosexual, and they approve of government intervention when it benefits their line of work:

Carolinas AGC reception tonight - be there

This is just a friendly reminder to legislators and staff that the annual legislative reception tonight at the Koger Center from 6 to 8 p.m. Leslie, Sammy, Allen and a lot of others have worked really hard to make sure this is a great event for all who attend, so we know you won't be disappointed.

While we think listening to the concerns of business leaders from any industry is important, since the construction industry pays the bills for the Blogland, it's especially important to us that legislators hear our concerns.

As the current economic slump has hit this industry especially hard, with up to half its workforce statewide laid off over the last 18 months, we in the construction industry are understandably concerned about where things are headed.

We hope to see all of you there.

The plasma flat screen bribe will turn the rural South in one football season. Have at it, and die, GOP

More proof that the Republicans are just plain stuck in stupid gear:

Harare Grocery, where they've never seen a lifeboat yet you couldn't chcuk some more proles out of, wants you to know the president's stimulus package is bad, bad ,bad.

For the same amount of money, the Grocers argue (making the unspoken argument that whatever the Ds are for is BAD SPENDING, the Grocer says as a Good Conservative Republican Alternative we could:


C'mon, Grocer: gimme the Household Package! I'm all over it!

Richard Nixon, Democrat. Not if BlogNetNews had anything to say about it.

Further to our previous post about how Blognet News has benched Waldo for the impossible feat of being highly influential in the SC blogdom on both the liberal and conservative lists, a blast from the past. No doubt had BNN been there, they'd be trying to unhook Nixon's radio microphone or something, coz to them you're either a liberal or a conservative (nothwithstanding that they let The Delaware Libertarian crossover in that state's ratings):

Stephen I. Zetterberg, a California Democrat whose loss to Richard M. Nixon in a primary race for Congress in 1948 helped propel Nixon’s early career, died on Jan. 30 in Claremont, Calif. He was 92.

The cause was heart failure, his son Charles said.

Nixon, an incumbent in the House of Representatives who had no Republican primary opponent, ran against Mr. Zetterberg in the Democratic primary, as California law then permitted. By defeating him, Nixon effectively won re-election to the seat.


Ronald Reagan is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.

In the local blogdom, "conservatism" is measured by which clients' patronage helps you keep your consulting firm - and blog- in business, or by comparatives over who is the most Reaganesque.

Sam Tanenhaus drills a bit deeper , going back to the old master himself:


What passes for conservatism today would have been incomprehensible to its originator, Edmund Burke, who, in the late eighteenth century, set forth the principles by which governments might nurture the "organic" unity that bound a people together even in times of revolutionary upheaval. Burke's conservatism was based not on a particular set of ideological principles but rather on distrust of allideologies. In his most celebrated writings, his denunciation of the French Revolution and its English champions, Burke did not seek to justify the ancien regime and its many inequities. Nor did he propose a counter-ideology. Instead he warned against the destabilizing perils of revolutionary politics, beginning with its totalizing nostrums. Robespierre and Danton, the movement ideologues of their day, were inflamed with the Enlightenment vision of the ideal civilization and sacrificed to its abstractions the established traditions and institutions of what Burke called "civil society." They placed an idea of the perfect society over and above the need to improve society as it really existed.
At the same time, Burke recognized that governments were obligated to use their powers to meliorate intolerable conditions. He had, for example, supported the American Revolution because its architects, unlike the French rebels, had not sought to destroy the English government; on the contrary, they petitioned for just representation within it. Had King George III complied, he would have strengthened, not weakened, the Crown and Parliament. Instead, he had inflexibly clung to the hard line and so shared responsibility for the Americans' revolt. "A state without the means of some change is without the means of its conservation," Burke warned. The task of the statesman was to maintain equilibrium between "[t]he two principles of conservation and correction." Governance was a perpetual act of compromise--"sometimes between good and evil, and sometimes between evil and evil." In such a scheme there is no useful place for the either/or of ideological purism.
The story of postwar American conservatism is best understood as a continual replay of a single long-standing debate. On one side are those who have upheld the Burkean ideal of replenishing civil society by adjusting to changing conditions. On the other are those committed to a revanchist counterrevolution, the restoration of America's pre-welfare state ancien regime. And, time and again, the counterrevolutionaries have won. The result is that modern American conservatism has dedicated itself not to fortifying and replenishing civil society but rather to weakening it through a politics of civil warfare.
How did this happen? One reason is that the most intellectually sophisticated founders of postwar conservatism were in many instances ex-Marxists, who moved from left to right but remained persuaded that they were living in revolutionary times and so retained their absolutist fervor. In place of the Marxist dialectic they formulated a Manichaean politics of good and evil, still with us today, and their strategy was to build a movement based on organizing cultural antagonisms. Many have observed that movement politics most clearly defines itself not by what it yearns to conserve but by what it longs to destroy--"statist" social programs; "socialized medicine"; "big labor"; "activist" Supreme Court justices, the "media elite"; "tenured radicals" on university faculties; "experts" in and out of government.

The LDS Church and campaign finance laws: disclosure only applies to those WE want to intimidate


Mormon church officials, facing an ongoing investigation by the state Fair Political Practices Commission, Friday reported nearly $190,000 in previously unlisted assistance to the successful campaign for Prop. 8, which banned same-sex marriage in California.
The report, filed with the secretary of state's office, listed a variety of California travel expenses for high-ranking members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and included $20,575 for use of facilities and equipment at the church's Salt Lake City headquarters and a $96,849 charge for "compensated staff time" for church employees who worked on matters pertaining to Prop. 8.
"This is exactly what we were talking about when we filed the suit," said Fred Karger of Californians Against Hate, which opposed the same-sex marriage ban. "They spent money on the campaign and were supposed to report it."
Church officials were not available for comment Friday night.
Karger filed his complaint with the FPPC on Nov. 13, alleging that the Mormon church had produced commercials, set up Web sites, conducted simulcasts and sent church leaders to California to support Prop. 8 without filing any of the required reports.
Up until Friday, the Mormon church had denied any direct financial support for the campaign beyond a reported $2,078 spent for bringing church Elder L. Whitney Clayton to California.

Monday, February 2, 2009

The blinkered blogdom of BNN

One of the sillier aspects of public discourse is you're either a conservative or a liberal.

You have to be.

And that sets all your views in the template. Determines what you read.

Waldo's always been a pretty conservative guy but entertains what pass for liberal views in many areas too. He looks, first and foremost, for ideas and policies that will get things done. But in the South Carolina blogdom we promptly got labeled "liberal' and that was that.

So when we signed up to be tracked by Blognet News we filled in the boxes we felt described Waldo- at least from the choices offered.

Waldo had to apply twice, several months apart, before BNN took any notice, and several months after Waldo started getting tracked the blog started turning up in the Liberal listings of blog influence.

Which was nice, if only to suggest that somebody thought it was worth reading.

Then, after a while longer, it started popping up in the Conservative influence top ten as well.

Now that, we thought, is kind of cool. Crossing those arbitrary lines in readership. We commented on it a number of times.

So yeasterday we noticed the number had bumped up a notch and looked at the two sets of rankings at BNN.

Wow. Waldow as #1 on the Conservative influence top ten.

That stuck us as so improbable that it made us laugh. Really, more influence than the usual top raters on that list? C'mon...and Waldo put up a quick post to that effect.

This morning, a couple of snippy responses in the inbox: one telling us our little joke was over, Waldo was no longer in the Conservative list.

The second was from someone who's apparently at BNN's home office, telling Waldo "you can't sign up to be a liberal and a conservative too. I should have noticed this before and the mistake has been rectified."

Harrumph, harrumph, as Governor Lepetomaine would say. Sounds like folk been asleep at the switch back in the rankings bureau.

We assume BNN's rankings are intended to use some considered data to arrive at a defensible assessment of the influence blogs have in the liberal and conservative sides of the blogdom, define them as they will.

So if a blog from the other side is being read by a lot of liberals, shouldn't it BNN pick that up in its data samples? If they do you'd expect to see it in the influence rankings sometimes.

Like the SC blog "The Conservativist," which has been in the BNN Liberal influence rankings a number of times.

Wonder if those folks will get smacked down by the thought police too?

As for us, we'll carry on in our unblinkered manner. Fame is fleeting and ratings never last.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Waldo laughed so hard he nearly drowned.


This is something we never expected to see:


Blogs ranked by BNN Influence 

Conservative Influence

Measures the impact that right-leaning blogs have on the conversation among right-leaning blogs. Blogs that score higher on the conservative influence measure than they do on the "Official" measure may have fewer posts the other side considers controversial or simply discuss issues of more interest within the conservative community than to a wider audience.
RankBlogPrev
1Waldo Lydecker's Journal.5
2The Palmetto Scoop1
3SUNLIT UPLANDS2
4Eye of Polyphemus3
5Voting Under the Influence9
6New Wars4
7The Columbia Conservative7
8S.C. Real Estate News11
9Wesley Donehue12
10The Conservativist5
11Life Floating By10
12Cedar Posts and Barbwire Fences8