Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Senator Jim's Fractured Fairy Tales

Senator DeMint ( who looks more and more like the late actor Edward Everett Horton every day)File:Edward Everett Horton in Biography of a Bachelor Girl trailer.jpg clearly doesn't plan to invite Senator Franken over to the Prayer House for Monday Night Football:

Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC), who has been a staunch supporter of the recent coup in Honduras against leftist President Manuel Zelaya, made a rather interesting comparison on the Senate floor today:


"On what basis does the Administration demand Zelaya's reinstatement?" DeMint asked. "His removal from office was no more a coup than was Gerald Ford's ascendance to the Oval Office, or our newest colleague Al Franken's election to the Senate."

Um...I thought Republicans were calling Franken's election an illegitimate coup!

Why not go back to where you wish you'd come from, Savvy?

Good news for Savonarola: there's people like him in his fetishised (we used the UK spelling in honour of Himself) Britain (h/t Iain Dale):

Amusing Canvassing Stories: No 94

Iain Dale 11:26 AM

This doorstep conversation is from yesterday morning in the Norwich North by election...

Tory MP: Have you decided who you will be voting for?
Male voter: I normally vote UKIP, but I was thinking of voting Conservative.
Tory MP: That's what I like to hear.
Male voter: Yes, but I am worried about Mr Cameron cosying up to homosexuals. I might as well admit it, you see I am a bit homopathic...


The MP just about managed to retain a straight (if that's the appropriate word) face.

How long 'til the lines cross, Savvy?

More bad news for Savonarola: the hinge of fate is closing.

Homosexuality

Family values, Palmetto-style

Wolfe Reports has an interesting report on the Lawn Jockey Caucus' purse-mouthed piety. They met, debated and censured the Luv Gov, then announced they will speak no more of the matter. They can say they have done "something," while nobody has to be Barry Goldwater calling upon Richard Nixon.

Hypocrites.

We come not to bury [fill in the blank] but to praise [him/her]

NYT's Stanley Fisk tsk tsks the media over its treatment of America's wayward governors.

The commentators thought they were covering the latest chapter in the male-politician-who-can’t-keep-his-pants-zipped saga. What they were really covering (although they just couldn’t see it) was the latest chapter in the “all for love” saga, with earlier chapters featuring Antony and Cleopatra, the Duke and Duchess of Windsor and Anna Karenina and Count Vronsky. (O.K., so his stage is not as large as theirs, but it displays the same drama.) Sanford’s actions were without doubt foolish, reprehensible and incredibly maladroit, but they were also real.

So what’s the bottom line story? Simple. Sanford is in love. Palin is in pain. Sometimes what it seems to be is what it is.


We beg to differ. When you climb to the top of the greasy pole, even in part, by flouting rights you flaunt in public, or profess your dedication to constituencies you then turn on a dime to abandon when it stopped being easy and fun....well, you invite comment, at least.

A prompt to the debate the SC GOP is not having

Speaking of the Zombiepublicans (of whom more below), The Conservativist calls out Boy Fogle for a rather limited criticism: that you can't slag the Love Guv for leaving the state undefended while hiking the Appalachian Trail.

We'd much rather hear TC's views of gubernatorial adultery by a defender of- in Ms. Prejean's deathless coinage- "opposite marriage," or of how you draw the "sex line"; or of how you explain to your four boys why you blew them off on Father's Day to get blown off by your Argentine Firecracker. And how this is all of a piece with the SC GOP's endless moralizing about who gets to live together and who doesn't. Does the defense of marriage include babes on the side? How does marriage equality threaten the institution of marriage when its most prominent defenders feel free to undermine it themselves? And where does Lindsey Graham fit in all of this?

Just wondering.

Ask them a hard question and watch them skitter like roaches under a suddenly-clicked fluorescent light

Jonathan Rauch has an exceptional piece on the troubles of the Lawn Jockey Party. It's something Wesley Donehue and Adam Fogle and Will Folks and Daniel J. Cassidy should read and respond to, but in the SC blogdom, challenges to orthodoxies get one of two responses: silence or attacks. Waldo's been slagged by all but Mr Donehue (who simply ignores challenges to discuss how to sell the GOP message in favor of obsessing about how to use Twitter or Evernote to do it), but not a single one of these big swinging blogs of the right have ever been willing to meet on the merits.

Ever. Whatcha 'fraid of, kids?

If it staggers like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, and eats brains like a zombie, and gay- bashes even in death, it must be a zombie party.

Suckers.

C'mon. Man up- as the Christianists like to put it- and let's debate the issues. Especially you, Cassidy.

Admiral Mullen, meet Daniel J. Cassidy. You both believe time stopped in 1969.

Via Box Turtle Bulletin, it seems well past time for the Commander in Chief to tell his Joint Chiefs chair to get a fuckin' grip:

Joint Chiefs Chair: Repealing DADT Would Impact “Our People And Their Families”

Jim Burroway

July 5th, 2009

Now this is getting ridiculous. First, we had former Secretary of State Colin Powell say that repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” would result in “lots of complicated issues” without mentioning what those complicated issues might be. Now we have Adm. Mike Mullen, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, tell CNN that repealing the ban on gays serving in the military would somehow affect their families as well:

“I haven’t done any kind of extensive review. And what I feel most obligated about is to make sure I tell the president, you know, my — give the president my best advice, should this law change, on the impact on our people and their families at these very challenging times,” he said.

What, are we showering with their families now? I had no idea I was such a threat whenever I shower at the gym. My powers truly know no bounds.

Forty long years of rationalizations come to an end.

At last, Death told Robert McNamara to STFU. Wait 'n see; Cheney will be at his funeral.

Somewhere, Ted Stevens is, well, just is.

One of the odd things about the Palin soap opera is how none of the lower 48 media seem to read the local papers. The Juneau rag, not content to let the door hit Our Lady of Wasilla on the way out, kicks her in the ass:

Not only did she hit the self-destruct button, she built the time bomb known as Sarah Palin. We're surprised by the news, but we shouldn't be.

Palin should have waited a few days before announcing her resignation. Instead, she dropped a bombshell just one day before Alaska was to celebrate its 50th anniversary of statehood. Her announcement could have overshadowed the historic significance of the Fourth, but it certainly didn't in Juneau or Douglas, where people were much more concerned about celebrating their state's heritage than about what the "guv" was doing or saying.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Whew! And we're not even to the Michael Jackson Necrophiliacs' Convention

Even as the Palins send out their lawyer to snarl at anyone who dares write about why she might have resigned, Mickey Kaus finds fourteen potential reasons. Jay Newton-Small has only five and since he has a hyphenated name he has to be liberal and you can diss them all. Waldo's sticking to his guns: it's coz Trig is Mark Sanford's baby. But the birth certificate has been altered. Birthers are strangely silent.

Becker and Posner debate why we need the Senate filibuster. Posner even wonders why we need the Senate.

Benjamin Schwartz, considering what sounds like a book on a par with Robert Caro's The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York, reviews a history of California from World War II to the beginning of the 1960s.


16

We thought Bristol had the kid as part of her good mom/abstinence campaign. What gives?


From Limbaugh to National Review, the "bend over and take it like a man from the big Negro" trope seems to define the GOP:


When do we just rebrand them Know-Nothings v.2?

Don't ask, don't tell: mental illness no bar to service in our military. Just don't be autistic and gay.

Palinistas acting out: Secesh Texas Guv Perry and Senator John "I can see how somebody would want to stalk and murder a federal judge's family" Cornyn got booed at a tea party. Wussies!


NEWSWEEK: Sarah Palin, you are a Republican and a conservative one at that. It's unlikely that you and Hillary would agree on too many issues. But, yet, as a woman, chief executive—someone who's been through the grinder—when you look at the coverage and you listen to the conversations, what do you see?

Sarah Palin: Fair or unfair—and I do think that it's a more concentrated criticism that Hillary gets on so many fronts; I think that's unfortunate. But fair or unfair, I think she does herself a disservice to even mention it, really. You have to plow through that and know what you're getting into. I say this with all due respect to Hillary Clinton and to her experience and to her passion for changing the status quo. But when I hear a statement like that coming from a women candidate with any kind of perceived whine about that excess criticism or a sharper microscope put on her, I think, man, that doesn't do us any good. Women in politics, women in general wanting to progress this country, I don't think it bodes well for her, a statement like that. Because, again, fair or not fair it is there. I think it's reality and it's a given, people just accept that she's going to be under a sharper microscope. So be it. Work harder, prove to yourself to an even greater degree that you're capable, that you're going to be the best candidate. That's what she wants us to believe at this point. So it bothers me a little bit to hear her bring that attention to herself on that level.

Harare Grocery: still comatose but with occasional random eye movements. The Schiavos urge not pulling the plug.

The Conservativist- laudably- has more on the backstory of the Young Republican bigot Audra Shay. Now let's see you tackle Uber-bigot and Civil Rights Commission advisor Daniel J. Cassidy, who spews way more poison daily and lives right here in South Carolina. If you want to clean house, get out the big broom.

Boy Fogle is still a link that appears to be broken.

Anaconda's saying nothing interesting. Wesley Donehue's apologizing for running a crappy blog. It's really pretty simple- as we've said before, they are all getting overextended.




Sunday, July 5, 2009

Republican sluts hanging out on the 2012 streetcorner at 3 am

Waiting for the next Reagan

That slut Savonarola, having just two days ago gotten on his back for Sarah Palin, now wants to service Mike Huckabee.

Anything to get back in The Show.

Don't ask, don't tell, don't support

OK: which ones are queer?


So you got a couple of men living together. One's in the military, plays by the rules, nobody's got any idea he's a fag. Just doing his job in a war zone. How's it fair that his significant other is legally nonexistent when it comes to the lavish support the military doles out to families of military personnel:

Barred From Benefits

Military service is a sacrifice for any family. In exchange, service members get a wide array of benefits, from store discounts on military bases to help paying for education. But those perks are for the most part not available to gay or lesbian partners, because only married husbands and wives can get the military ID card needed to access them.

Joyce Raezer, executive director of the National Military Family Association, says that is true even for same-sex couples in states where gay marriage is now legal. She notes that spouses without an ID card are basically "nonentities" in the military's eyes.

"If that service member, for example, is injured or killed, that partner would not be notified about the injury or the death," she said.

That's what happened to Jeff Carnes while he was stationed with the Army in Iraq. His partner at the time was in the Air Force in Afghanistan, where he was injured by shrapnel.

A typical military spouse would be notified of the injury immediately, and the couple would be reunited at a military hospital at the government's expense. However, since this relationship was invisible to the military, Carnes wasn't informed of the injury until weeks later, when his partner told him.

"I, needless to say, had a lot of emotional issues as a result of this," said Carnes. "It was the longest month of my life until I was able to see him again."

Since Carnes and his partner could not acknowledge their relationship, they also could not get the kind of mental health counseling other military spouses are entitled to.

"You really couldn't get therapy," said Carnes. "As a result, we ended our relationship."

According to Pentagon spokeswoman Cynthia Smith, psychologists are not required to report it to the chain of command when a patient admits his or her sexual orientation. But a number of service members dispute that, including Lt. Daniel Choi.

Choi, a West Point graduate and Iraq war veteran, came out publicly to protest Don't Ask, Don't Tell. This week, he was recommended for discharge from the New York National Guard.

Choi said he went to great lengths to stay in the closet, even considering a fake marriage.

"But then I imagined, 'Well, what if I come back in a coffin?'" he said. "And there's a flag-draped coffin, and that flag is folded up and given to my spouse? What if, at that ceremony, it's given to somebody that I don't even love?"


It'd be fun to get this explained to us- like a six year old- by Savonarola, or Anaconda, or Boy Fogle.



Daniel J. Cassidy's Independence Day



And when's the last time the CPUSA managed to come up with a presidential candidate? 1984? They've got like 79 members any more, and 63 of them are government informants. Keep this kinda bullshit up, Savvy, and we'll start laying the Birchers and the Paulines and the Fred Phelpsians at your feet.


Christianism means never having to say you are sorry

After a week of exhausting public pronouncements, Cyclops has retreated to the First Principles he learned at Jerry Falwell's and Pat Robertson's robot factories:

SUNDAY, JULY 05, 2009

Kim Kardashian in a Bikini

Just because.

"It’s pretty insane – my staff and I spend most of our day dealing with this instead of progressing our state now."

The video of Sarah Palin's announcement was loopy enough, but the official transcript is an acid trip: a high school girl who renounces being homecoming queen to work on being a champion debater. It's worth Reading JUST for The Weird CAPITALIZATIONS.

This is the full transcript of Gov. Sarah Palin's announcement Friday that she would resign from the governor's office in three weeks. She did not say precisely what she would do after leaving office. The transcript was prepared by the Anchorage Daily News.

Hi Alaska, I appreciate speaking directly to you, the people I serve, as your Governor.

People who know me know that besides faith and family, nothing's more important to me than our beloved Alaska. Serving her people is the greatest honor I could imagine.

I want Alaskans to grasp what can be in store for our state. We were purchased as a territory because a member of President Abe Lincoln's cabinet, William Seward, providentially saw in this great land, vast riches, beauty, strategic placement on the globe, and opportunity. He boldly looked "North to the Future". But he endured such ridicule and mocking for his vision for Alaska, remember the adversaries scoffed, calling this "Seward's Folly". Seward withstood such disdain as he chose the uncomfortable, unconventional, but RIGHT path to secure Alaska, so Alaska could help secure the United States.

Alaska’s mission – to contribute to America. We’re strategic IN the world as the air crossroads OF the world, as a gatekeeper of the continent. Bold visionaries knew this - Alaska would be part of America's great destiny.

Our destiny to be reached by responsibly developing our natural resources. This land, blessed with clean air, water, wildlife, minerals, AND oil and gas. It's energy! God gave us energy.

So to serve the state is a humbling responsibility, because I know in my soul that Alaska is of such import, for America’s security, in our very volatile world. And you know me by now, I promised even four years ago to show MY independence… no more conventional “politics as usual”.

And we are doing well! My administration's accomplishments speak for themselves. We work tirelessly for Alaskans.

We aggressively and responsibly develop our resources because they were created to be used to better our world... to HELP people... and we protect the environment and Alaskans (the resource owners) foremost with our policies.

Here’s some of the things we’ve done:

We created a petroleum integrity office to oversee safe development. We held the line FOR Alaskans on Point Thomson – and finally for the first time in decades – they’re drilling for oil and gas.

We have AGIA, the gasline project – a massive bi-partisan victory (the vote was 58 to 1!) – also succeeding as intended - protecting Alaskans as our clean natural gas will flow to energize us, and America, through a competitive, pro-private sector project. This is the largest private sector energy project, ever. THIS is energy independence.

And ACES – another bipartisan effort – is working as intended and industry is publicly acknowledging its success. Our new oil and gas “clear and equitable formula” is so Alaskans will no longer be taken advantage of. ACES incentivizes NEW exploration and development and JOBS that were previously not going to happen with a monopolized North Slope oil basin.

We cleaned up previously accepted unethical actions; we ushered in bi-partisan Ethics Reform.

We also slowed the rate of government growth, we worked with the Legislature to save billions of dollars for the future, and I made no lobbyist friends with my hundreds of millions of dollars in budget vetoes... but living beyond our means today is irresponsible for tomorrow.

We took government out of the dairy business and put it back into private-sector hands – where it should be.

We provided unprecedented support for education initiatives, and with the right leadership, finally filled long-vacant public safety positions. We built a sub-Cabinet on Climate Change and took heat from Outside special interests for our biologically-sound wildlife management for abundance.

We broke ground on the new prison.

And we made common sense conservative choices to eliminate personal luxuries like the jet, the chef, the junkets... the entourage.

And the Lt. Governor and I said "no" to our pay raises. So much success in this first term – and with this success I am proud to take credit... for hiring the right people! Our goal was to achieve a gasline project, more fair oil and gas valuation, and ethics reform in four years. We did it in two. It’s because of the people… good public servants surrounding the Governor's office, with servants' hearts and astounding work ethic... THEY are Alaska's success!

We are doing well! I wish you'd hear MORE from the media of your state's progress and how we tackle Outside interests - daily - SPECIAL interests that would stymie our state. Even those debt-ridden stimulus dollars that would force the heavy hand of federal government into our communities with an “all-knowing attitude” – I have taken the slings and arrows with that unpopular move to veto because I know being right is better than being popular. Some of those dollars would harm Alaska and harm America – I resisted those dollars because of the obscene national debt we’re forcing our children to pay, because of today’s Big Government spending; it’s immoral and doesn’t even make economic sense!

Another accomplishment – our Law Department protected states’ rights – TWO huge U.S. Supreme Court reversals came down against that liberal Ninth Circuit, deciding in OUR state’s favor over the last two weeks. We’re protectors of our Constitution – federalists protect states’ rights as mandated in 10th amendment.

But you don’t hear much of the good stuff in the press anymore, do you?

Some say things changed for me on August 29th last year – the day John McCain tapped me to be his running-mate – I say others changed.

Let me speak to that for a minute.

Political operatives descended on Alaska last August, digging for dirt. The ethics law I championed became their weapon of choice. Over the past nine months I've been accused of all sorts of frivolous ethics violations – such as holding a fish in a photograph, wearing a jacket with a logo on it, and answering reporters’ questions.

Every one – all 15 of the ethics complaints have been dismissed. We’ve won! But it hasn't been cheap - the State has wasted THOUSANDS of hours of YOUR time and shelled out some two million of YOUR dollars to respond to “opposition research” – that’s money NOT going to fund teachers or troopers – or safer roads. And this political absurdity, the “politics of personal destruction” … Todd and I are looking at more than half a million dollars in legal bills in order to set the record straight. And what about the people who offer up these silly accusations? It doesn’t cost them a dime so they’re not going to stop draining public resources – spending other peoples’ money in their game.

It’s pretty insane – my staff and I spend most of our day dealing with THIS instead of progressing our state now. I know I promised no more “politics as usual,” but THIS isn’t what anyone had in mind for ALASKA.

If I have learned one thing: LIFE is about choices!

And one chooses how to react to circumstances. You can choose to engage in things that tear down, or build up. I choose to work very hard on a path for fruitfulness and productivity. I choose NOT to tear down and waste precious time; but to build UP this state and our country, and her industrious, generous, patriotic, free people!

Life is too short to compromise time and resources... it may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: "Sit down and shut up", but that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out. And a problem in our country today is apathy. It would be apathetic to just hunker down and “go with the flow”.

Nah, only dead fish "go with the flow".

No. Productive, fulfilled people determine where to put their efforts, choosing to wisely utilize precious time... to BUILD UP.

And there is such a need to BUILD up and FIGHT for our state and our country. I choose to FIGHT for it! And I'll work hard for others who still believe in free enterprise and smaller government; strong national security for our country and support for our troops; energy independence; and for those who will protect freedom and equality and LIFE... I'll work for and campaign for those PROUD to be American, and those who are INSPIRED by our ideals and won't deride them.

I WILL support others who seek to serve, in or out of office, for the RIGHT reasons, and I don't care what party they're in or no party at all. Inside Alaska – or Outside Alaska.

But I won’t do it from the Governor’s desk.

I've never believed that I, nor anyone else, needs a title to do this - to make a difference... to HELP people. So I choose, for my State and my family, more "freedom" to progress, all the way around... so that Alaska may progress... I will not seek re-election as Governor.

And so as I thought about this announcement that I wouldn’t run for re-election and what it means for Alaska, I thought about how much fun some governors have as lame ducks… travel around the state, to the Lower 48 (maybe), overseas on international trade – as so many politicians do. And then I thought – that’s what’s wrong – many just accept that lame duck status, hit the road, draw the paycheck, and “milk it”. I’m not putting Alaska through that – I promised efficiencies and effectiveness! ? That’s not how I am wired. I am not wired to operate under the same old “politics as usual.” I promised that four years ago – and I meant it.

It’s not what is best for Alaska.

I am determined to take the right path for Alaska even though it is unconventional and not so comfortable.

With this announcement that I am not seeking re-election… I’ve determined it’s best to transfer the authority of governor to Lieutenant Governor Parnell; and I am willing to do so, so that this administration – with its positive agenda, its accomplishments, and its successful road to an incredible future – can continue without interruption and with great administrative and legislative success.

My choice is to take a stand and effect change – not hit our heads against the wall and watch valuable state time and money, millions of your dollars, go down the drain in this new environment. Rather, we know we can effect positive change outside government at this moment in time, on another scale, and actually make a difference for our priorities – and so we will, for Alaskans and for Americans.

Let me go back to a comfortable analogy for me – sports… basketball. I use it because you’re naïve if you don’t see the national full-court press picking away right now: A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket… and she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can WIN. And I’m doing that – keeping our eye on the ball that represents sound priorities – smaller government, energy independence, national security, freedom! And I know when it’s time to pass the ball – for victory.

I have given my reasons candidly and truthfully… and my last day won’t be for another few weeks so the transition will be very smooth. In fact, we will look to swear Sean in – in Fairbanks at the conclusion of our Governor’s picnics.

I do not want to disappoint anyone with my decision; all I can ask is that you TRUST me with this decision – but it’s no more “politics as usual”.

Some Alaskans don’t mind wasting public dollars and state time. I do. I cannot stand here as your Governor and allow millions upon millions of our dollars go to waste just so I can hold the title of Governor. And my children won’t allow it either. ? Some will question the timing. ? Let’s just say, this decision has been in the works for awhile…

In fact, this decision comes after much consideration, and finally polling the most important people in my life - my children (where the count was unanimous... well, in response to asking: "Want me to make a positive difference and fight for ALL our children's future from OUTSIDE the Governor's office?" It was four "yes's" and one "hell yeah!" The "hell yeah" sealed it - and someday I'll talk about the details of that... I think much of it had to do with the kids seeing their baby brother Trig mocked by some pretty mean-spirited adults recently.) Um, by the way, sure wish folks could ever, ever understand that we ALL could learn so much from someone like Trig - I know he needs me, but I need him even more... what a child can offer to set priorities RIGHT – that time is precious... the world needs more "Trigs", not fewer.

My decision was also fortified during this most recent trip to Kosovo and Landstuhl, to visit our wounded soldiers overseas, those who sacrifice themselves in war for OUR freedom and security… we can ALL learn from our selfless Troops… they’re bold, they don’t give up, they take a stand and know that LIFE is short so they choose to NOT waste time. They choose to be productive and to serve something greater than SELF... and to build up their families, their states, our country. These Troops and their important missions – those are truly the worthy causes in this world and should be the public priority with time and resources and NOT this local / superficial wasteful political bloodsport.

May we ALL learn from them!

*((Gotta put First Things First))*

First things first: as Governor, I love my job and I love Alaska. It hurts to make this choice but I am doing what’s best for Alaska. I’ve explained why… though I think of the saying on my parents’ refrigerator that says “Don’t explain: your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe you anyway.”

But I have given my reasons… no more “politics as usual” and I am taking my fight for what’s right – for Alaska – in a new direction.

Now, despite this, I don’t want any Alaskan dissuaded from entering politics after seeing this REAL “climate change” that began in August… no, we NEED hardworking, average Americans fighting for what’s right! And I will support you because we need YOU and YOU can effect change, and I can too on the outside.

We need those who will respect our Constitution where government’s supposed to serve from the BOTTOM UP, not move toward this TOP DOWN big government take-over… but rather, will be protectors of individual rights - who also have enough common sense to acknowledge when conditions have drastically changed and are willing to call an audible and pass the ball when it’s time so the team can win! And that is what I’m doing!

Remember Alaska… America is now, more than ever, looking North to the Future. It'll be good. So God bless you, and from me and my family - to ALL Alaska - you have my heart.

And we will be in the capable hands of our Lieutenant Governor, Sean Parnell. And Lieutenant General Craig Campbell will assume the role of Lieutenant Governor. And it is my promise to you that I will always be standing by, ready to assist. We have a good, positive agenda for Alaska.

In the words of General MacArthur said, “We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction.”

And this is the person Savonarola wants to be president. On the other hand, both adhere to agressively stupid and backward ideas devoted to making the world safe for white Christianists, so maybe one shouldn't be surprised.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Even the lawn jockeys at Massa Dawson's club are laughing now

Maureen Dowd headlines her Sunday column, "As Alaskans settled in to enjoy holiday salmon bakes and the post-solstice thaw, their governor had a solipsistic meltdown so strange it made Sparky Sanford look like a model of stability."

It goes downhill from there.

Imaginary Mande's Olympian Mastery of Language Strikes Again

Anaconda, who recently slagged Wolfe Reports for rolling out t-shirts for sale while peddling a bewildering array of schwag himself, has rolled out his latest product:

Sic’s Newest T-Shirt

By fitsnews • on July 4, 2009

trail

One of the advantages to having the world’s coolest Mother-in-Law is you get timely T-shirts with plenty of comedic value … not unlike the one Sic Willie was presented with when his Mother-in-Law returned earlier this week from a spot of hiking in North Carolina (or so she says).

So, LL, where’s our “I’ve Scored Plenty of Argentine Tail” T-shirt?

Oh wait … that’s probably not Mother-in-Law approrpriate humor, is it? [Hello, Spell Check]

Of course, hiking the width of the AT means spreading your feet 24 inches or so. You don't have to go anywhere. It's length, snakedick, length. Alternately, as sex jokes go, it's pretty lame. Anaconda says he trips over it, not that it's a beer can.

As if.

That he was The Love Guv's press flack explains a lot.

233 years and counting




When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation in the legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved representative houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavored to prevent the population of these states; for that purpose obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migration hither, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands.

He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers.

He has made judges dependent on his will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies without the consent of our legislature.

He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by mock trial, from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states:

For cutting off our trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing taxes on us without our consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of trial by jury:

For transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses:

For abolishing the free system of English laws in a neighboring province, establishing therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule in these colonies:

For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments:

For suspending our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection and waging war against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burned our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy of the head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow citizens taken captive on the high seas to bear arms against their country, to become the executioners of their friends and brethren, or to fall themselves by their hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare, is undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have we been wanting in attention to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.

We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these united colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the state of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states, they have full power to levey war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.


Friday, July 3, 2009

Here it means, "What Will Jenny Do?"




Savonarola, whose namesake knew from witchcraft, has a link in his Hate Sidebar to this jaw-droppingly stupid World Net Daily spew:

It's witchcraft! Harry Potter pushing same-sex marriage
Dumbledore's 'social change' agenda teaches foreign policy 'friendship'


Posted: July 03, 2009
10:05 pm Eastern


By Bob Unruh
© 2009 WorldNetDaily
Got questions about life, death, politics or religion? How about one on the topic of "gay" marriage?
It's time for WWDD.
That's not a typo on the familiar WWJD -- "What Would Jesus Do?" -- a theme among Christians. It stands for "What Would Dumbledore Do?" a new move to answer such questions and spark "social change" through the "teachings" available in the Harry Potter witchcraft books and movies. The campaign has begun specifically promoting "gay" marriage.

Not happy? Here's what Dumbledore and Potter say:
To accept our reality exactly as it is and want nothing more than that reality is to stand in a place of self-acceptance. To accept oneself as we are right now can happen at this moment, but to accept oneself for a sustained period of time often times takes a lifetime of practice. But make no mistake: there is no higher joy.
Virtually no question theoretically isn't answered by the beliefs and actions of the creations of author J.K. Rowling. For example, the following discussion on diversity offers a foreign policy position for the U.S. president:
In our world, wars often end because each side recognizes the others' humanity. One small but profound example is Northern Ireland where Protestant women began attending the funerals of Catholic men – and vice versa. As these women gradually discovered that they were all suffering the loss of their husbands and sons, it was no longer the "other side" that was the enemy, but the war itself.

Conversely, the U.S. invasion of Iraq was led by an administration with very little background knowledge of the rich and diverse cultures in Iraqi society and a lack of curiosity to learn about them. The head of the original invasion, Paul Bremer, could not even speak Arabic and to this day the current administration continues to allow many of the small number of Arabic translators we do have to be fired for being gay. Imagine if this were different. Perhaps, if children and adults in both countries had formed friendships with each other, there never would have been a need for such a war in the first place. Some may call this wishful thinking. I believe Dumbledore would have called the building of friendships as an impediment to war, "realism."
It's all, according to an Orlando Sentinel blog that described the effort, a part of the Harry Potter Alliance program to teach values and beliefs and achieve social "change."...

Days like this we miss Bob & Ray

Our Lady of Wasilla's afternoon remarks leave Waldo scratching his head. As he's remarked before, Governor Palin is the best Republican orator since Warren G. Harding and both massed huge armies of words that wandered the landscape in search of an idea.

The great and the good of the blogosphere are weighing in already, though, more certain that we of the whats and whys:

Sully's regulars think she's toast.

The Daily Beast, in between toasts, offers up a theory of what the scandal to come could be.

Jonah Goldberg says she's not his fault. Another of her Professor Higginses, William Kristol, is making lemonade from the afternoon's lemons:

If Palin wants to run in 2012, why not do exactly what she announced today? It's an enormous gamble - but it could be a shrewd one.

Josh Marshall considers the zero-sumness of explanations for Palin's action and concludes neither makes sense:

And the idea that Gov. Palin just up and decided for no reason in particular to resign her office little more than half way through her term, with a hastily assembled press conference and a rambling and histrionic speech, is just too silly for serious consideration. Another sign of the confusion on the inside are the comments reporters are getting from supposed Palin insiders. Palin insiders told Andrea Mitchell that Palin was "out of politics for good." But she told the Executive Director of the Republican Governors Association that she's resigning to campaign for more candidates in the continental US, work on her book, all with an eye to gearing up for her run for president in 2012. Call me cynical but it seems hard to reconcile those two explanations.

As with her speech itself, the tell is that the decision was apparently so rushed and sudden that there was not enough time to come up with a plausible cover story or to get out the word about what it was.

It looks like a duck and quacks like a duck. Either Palin is resigning ahead of some titanic scandal (which should emerge in short order if it exists) or her resignation was triggered by an even more extreme mental instability than we'd previously suspected.

Ben Smith who, with most of the rest of The Politico's team got suckered by the Appalachian Trail story, is hedging his bets with a big roundup of opinions covering the bases.

Closer to home, Harare Grocery's still comatose. The Conservativist is perplexed, and waiting for more information. Boy Fogle's having another service interruption. Anaconda says it all makes perfect sense and talks about his fetish for her shoes (for him, "Palin stepping down" means she's wearing flats). Savonarola would be orgasmic about the news but then he'd have to flog himself for a week, so you could say he faints with damn praise:

We have opposed ever-longer presidential campaigns. Not this time. The presidential campaign of 2012 can't begin soon enough, and 2012 cannot come soon enough. It is too early to say if Governor Palin will be our choice; but we will enthusiastically support the fiscal and social conservative with the best chance of ending this anti-Christian, anti-American, anti-life, anti-family, and anti-capitalist regime. Given Governor Palin's extraordinary drawing power and demonstrated influence in the Georgia Senate race, we suspect she may be our candidate.


Jon Henke's still partly slobbering old GOP/Pavlovian response lines and dimly realizing they aren't working any more:

On the other hand, Lefties can spare me their wailing and gnashing of teeth over just how irresponsible it is to quit in the middle of your first term. Take it up with the President first.

It's hard to know what more to make of this until we get a much better explanation, but the view from here is that you won't have Sarah Palin to kick around anymore. Her Presidential prospects are done, and it's hard to see how Republicans will still consider her a potential leader of the movement.

But perhaps that's best. Republicans need to stop looking for a Leader and start thinking about where they want to go.


Religious Right crack-up continues

July 3rd, 2009 - Heather Mac Donald

Now it’s Sarah Palin’s turn. That icon of right-wing identity politics, revered for her populist authenticity and lack of any taint of elite intellectualism, shows herself either to be involved in an as-yet-to-be-revealed scandal, or so nakedly ambitious that she lightly breaks her commitment to the people of Alaska. Can’t wait to see how her apologists will spin this bit of hypocrisy.