Inside the fertile imagination of Adam Fogle.

Waldo, typing furiously in his bath, admits it: reading The Palmetto Scoop and Savonarola is like being hooked on stupid-crack.

Boy Fogle, "reporting" on a Swedish court decison on Internet file-sharing, opines on the penal system of that nation:

Of course, from what I know of Sweden, going to jail there probably consists of saunas, jacuzzis, and gorgeous blonde women who give you a massage while feeding you grapes.