Distractions

Waldo Lydecker: Glimpses of a Life

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Welcome to the real world

Savonarola's never mentioned Waldo by name coz he either figures he'll be vaporized by God if he does, or 2) he's just a petty, insecure, Republican bureaucrat has-been with some major insecurities about sexual orientation and he figures he won't have to confess driving Internet traffic to a Sodomite if he never names the blogger he so regularly attacks, even if not doing so makes him seem like a big ol' "post middle age" wuss.

But Waldo, typing furiously in his bath, couldn't help congratulating The Cassidy on his waning grip on the SC blogdom. "Couldn't happen to a nicer...whatever," Waldo concluded.


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