It's almost as tedious as his Penthouse "Forum" fantasies

Gay rights advocate FITS News proves his views mostly metaphorically. Here's his latest, carrying on the conservative tradition of obsessing about male genitals and anal sex:

By FITSNews || Having officially lost his political testicles thanks to the Maria Belen Chapur scandal last summer (ponder that irony for a moment), S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford is “walking humbly” with Palmetto State lawmakers this year in an attempt to pass a few scraps of his once-ambitious legislative agenda.

In other words, he’s taking what the legislative branch is giving him, Shawshank-style.

The latest example of the governor’s “Ben Dover-age?”