"Calling Doctor Freud, calling Doctor Freud...."

Better take a catheter along if you're driving through New Jersey. They'll charge you a fee every five miles but give you nothing in return:

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie wants to shut the last two rest-stop bathrooms on non-toll roads in the most densely populated U.S. state after this year to save $270,000.

“We just don’t have the money for the bathroom facilities,” Christie’s transportation commissioner, James Simpson, told members of the Senate Budget and Appropriations committee today during a hearing on his department’s $1.24 billion budget for the fiscal year that starts July 1.

It's almost as tragic as AWOL blogger Adam Fogle's protest against SC's closure of several interstate comfort stations, which he somehow equates to Civil War re-enactments, and which post you get to by searching for the phrase "so gay."