As the great Beerbohm-Tree said of a fellow actor, "He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him."

I'm prone as any to certain sorts of clickbait: the Facebook surveys to tell me what famous Roman senator I was, or what city I am really supposed to live in, that sort of thing.

So I was kind of keen to see how I'd fare with this headline:

What Is Your Crazy Meter According To The Zodiac Signs? 

Alas, truth reared its ugly head.

Sagittarius: (November 23- December 22):

This is a relatively boring sign that is sign of the philosopher and is represented by the centaur. They are searching for truth and independence and value freedom much. They often value freedom too much and can burn family and friends in the process.