Friday, December 1, 2017

What Fresh Hell? For December 1, 2017: The congressman who parties in his duck pajamas; congressional whores; and Michael Flynn's Really Bad Juju




Where to begin on a day like this, when something new happens before we can absorb the last thing that happened?
Maybe with the German word schadenfreude:
NOUN
Pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
Examples:
‘a business that thrives on Schadenfreude’‘a frisson of Schadenfreude’
OriginGerman Schadenfreude, from Schaden ‘harm’ + Freude ‘joy’.
Remember this?



From the sidelines, a tweet tailor-made for General Flynn:




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“Look, I think what he’s done is elevate the conversation to talk about a real issue and a real threat, and that’s extreme violence and extreme terrorism, something that we know to be very real, and something the president feels strongly about, talking about, and bringing up and making sure is an issue every single day, that we’re looking at the best ways to protect Americans.”

The spokeswoman was challenged over whether Trump knows who Fransen is. “No, I don’t believe so,” she admitted.
-Press Secretary Sarah Sanders, in The Guardian, explaining away the *resident’s retweet of three videos originating with Britain First, a fascist fringe group one of whose members murdered an MP in the street last year.
He so elevated the discussion that MPs of all parties want MOTUS’s unscheduled state visit cancelled. Maybot, the prime minister, temporized by cancelling a trial run “working” visit  in early ‘18, planned to see if the *resident can bring an entire nation into the streets.


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Meanwhile, Susan Collins and John McCain, lauded by mooncalves, saps, and meat puppets as Examples of Country Before Party, signed on the #WealthCare bill today. Bribes and donatives have been pouring like sewage after ten months of EPA regulatory repeals.  The Stranger sums up part of today with this headline-

Fuck John McCain Straight To Hell


Go Fuck Yourself, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, You Debased Redneck Motherfucker
Huckabee’s office issued a proclamation by Tillerson’s Moron yesterday, in which he- that is, the Moron- proclaimed World AIDS Day without mentioning the groups who saw a generation wiped out. Himself thinks women carry it and every time he’s grabbed a pussy for 25 years, he’s worried over whether it will infect him.
It’s just another day, another gay-bashing. Nothing is too petty, like not inviting the two accredited LGBT media White House reporters to the press Christmas party.
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Failed NC Governor Pat McCrory has been given another 50 minutes a day to whine about life on the radio.
McCrory is such a screwup, he couldn’t get a job in MOTUSLand.


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And Republicans keep having sexual fantasies.
A homunculus masquerading as congressman became the second Texas Republican to turn out to hold family values in public and Penthouse Letters values in private.


First, it was Congressman Joe Barton, who got someone to help him with a selfie of his willie, lost somewhere under the pendulous, white-as-mackerel-in-the-moonlight-belly he’s laid on in 32 years of congressional dinners.





Alabama Congressman Mo Brooks, who came in third in the state’s GOP Senate primary after declaring health care is for people who’ve led good lives, and that if he won he’d resign so Granny Sessions could reclaim his seat if MOTUS fired him, now says it’s OK for a man in his thirties to act out a redneck reboot of Lolita as long as “he acts like a gentleman.”
Brooks has also clearly been brushing up on Lego Rhetoric, by the late Albanian Communist dictator Enver Hoxha. Hoxha, known to speeches that took all day, never used one epithet when seven would do, and neither does Brooks:
He blamed “the mainstream leftwing socialist Democrat news media trying to distort the evidence” against Moore, adding that his “analysis of the evidence is that is not the case.”





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