"Why didn't I think of gold toilets, I mean, why didn't you, Don?" the irate *resident yelled at his whelp.

For decades, Tillerson's moron claimed that a Renoir he carted between his jets and Trump Tower was real, even when challenged.

The *resident's stuck by his lie even after the museum that owns the real one proved its provenance all the way back to the artist's brush.



Now's he's begging the Guggenheim Museum for the loan of a really real, not #AltFacts, van Gogh for the private residence in The White House, though whether for his wing or Mrs Trump's is unknown.

The museum said no, but suggested the perfect alternative for tweetstorms about shitholes.