Stuff old white guys say: off the cuff on over the counter

Sessions touted an encouraging 7 percent drop last year in prescriptions of opioids, saying he wants to see that trend continue in 2018. "Sometimes you just need to take two Bufferin or something and go to bed," he said. (Bufferin is an old-timey aspirin brand now owned by India's Dr. Reddy's.)

-Granny Sessions, speaking at the once-respected Heritage Foundation's Ronald Reagan birthday party February 6, 2018.

"We maybe need a massive therapy session so we can concentrate on what the real issues are.”

He went on: “On this contraceptive thing, my Gosh it’s such [sic] inexpensive,” he added. “You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.”

Rick Santorum presidential campaign funder Foster Friess, in an interview with Andrea Mitchell, February 15, 2012.