His mouth moves, and words come out

There's a lot of weird things about Mitt the Robot, but surely among the weirdest is how he takes credit for being elected by, and governing, a state that so embarrasses him:

"Asked Thursday in a radio interview if he would prevail in Massachusetts in a match-up with Senator Clinton, Mr. Romney replied, 'Oh, I can't imagine doing that. I don't think so.…It's a very liberal state.' Mr. Romney told Sean Hannity that natives of the Bay State and some other liberal states would never go for a candidate like him.

"'They vehemently disagree with the fact that I'm pro life. They disagree with the fact that I'm opposed to same sex marriage. Those two issues for many people in some states overwhelm who can build our economy better, who understands our foreign policy better, who understands how to strengthen America for our future.'"

Poor Mitt. They didn't program him to understand an America where people of color, gays and non-Christians have a role to play other than paying taxes to fund programs for Mitt's governing class.