But the Iranian government will give him a sex change free!

The bouncing asylum petition of the gay Iranian man, who argues he will be executed if sent back to his homeland, meets Western Bureaucratic Logic:

"The [Home Office]’s own guidance concedes that Iran executes homosexuals but rejects the claim that there is a systematic repression of gay men and lesbians.

'The Times uncovered Foreign and Commonwealth Office papers in November that showed that the British Government regularly challenges Iran about its gay hangings."

(Thanks to The Gay Recluse)