"I opened my mail to sniper fire."

Looks like Obama's dumb-ass comments about Pennsylvania will give the she-Clinton a spike there and a win in ten days or so, thus ensuring the new line in the sand will be North Carolina. But whatever happens, she has entered the lexicon as a tale-teller worthy of Al Gore's invention of the Internet. The latest? McSweeney's recounts other dangerous moments the first lady vanquished.