Bling! went the strings of my heart-

Former Washington state rep and cross-dressing 'mo Richard Curtis having packed his wardrobes and decamped with this now much closer family to points unknown, there'll be no extortion trial of his porn star Spokane pal, Cody Castagna. So we close the file on another GOP same-sex romance gone bad, with one lingering question:

Dude, where can I get a hat like that?