Who gets to be Turtle?

With time on his hands after American Idol went away, Little Ryan Seacrest is rolling out a new reality show:

'The Hills star Brody Jenner has scored a new TV show called Bromance, a reality series from Ryan Seacrest’s production company.

'The six- episode stint will feature a group of “bros” competing to join Jenner’s entourage. Contestants will have shots at a “group date” and “alone time” with Brody in every episode. At the end of every ep, a rejected “bro” will be asked to leave the bachelor pad dripping wet during a “‘Hot Tub Elimination Ceremony”. Expect a lots of shirtless dudes!

'“I thought it was funny, and we recently lost a member of the entourage, so I thought we’d have fun with it,” Brody told Variety.'

Mr. Jenner has his surname tattooed down one side of himself, apparently in case he wakes up and can't remember who he is.