Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Behind the curve

Yesterday dinner we were in mid-snark, typing up our little mite to add to the Senator Kevin Bryant story, when a ferocious thunderstorm blew through- out a cloud no bigger than a man's hand- and shut off the power.

From this intervention we divined the following message: shut up, and go out for dinner.

In the meantime, Not Very Bright and Snead: Live & Uncut have seized the high ground, Snead especially with a jeremiad worthy of William Lloyd Garrison's abolitionist editorials.

To which we can only add: yeah, what they said.

Well that and if Senator Bryant expects us to believe he reads The New Yorker...well, to go further would be judgmental. He and his ilk are way better at that.

Oh, and The Palmetto Scoop's pious moonings about rural African-Americans with AIDS comes across about as sincerely as Jesse Helms' career-end, Bono-led conversion to support AIDS relief in Africa because the people with it there are not gay. As you say in your blog, Fogle, man up! Be a proud homophobe. If anybody beats you senseless and leaves you to bleed to death for coming out of a bar, he'll get way more time that the Greenville kid did for doing it to a gay guy.

1 comment:

  1. I thought the same thing about Fogle's AIDs post but after that storm yesterday I divined the following message: stop writing bad things about handicapped people.

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