As if-

Cyclops, apparently feeling neglected for the lack of interest by pretty much anyone on the planet over why Billy Campbell was passed over for the Riker part in Star Trek: Next Generation, victimizes himself:

Where were all my haters on this one? Flagging me would have been much more fun than posting anonymous comments.

Waldo's feelings are summed up by an exchange in Casablanca:

Ugarte: (sadly) You despise me, don't you?

Rick: (indifferently) If I gave you any thought, I probably would.