"Stupid is as stupid does," Forrest Gump reminds us.

The thing about Brad Warthen is not that The State sacked him as editorial page editor, but that he hung on so long being so wrong about so much. Today he thinks The Washington Times is a liberal newspaper:

If you wonder whether our governor can hit new lows, you should depend on him. He can, and will:

Gov. Mark Sanford says he told “a little white lie” to his staff to conceal his secret trip to Argentina in June to visit his lover. The governor also says God is on his side, and he has no intentions of resigning…

That is drawn from an interview in The Washington Times. Goldang them pointy-headed liberal newspapers!