Bigots of a feather-

Boy Fogle's all excited that one of his bromances is coming back to the state:

If early trips to the key GOP primary state of South Carolina are any indication of intent to run for president, then former U.S. Sen. Rick Santorium is an odds-on favorite to jump into the 2012 race against President Barack Obama.

Scoop Doggy and "Man on Dog" Santorum (he's not a room, drop the "i") share a simultaneous fascination with, and repulsion by, gay people that, happily, doesn't seem to be shared by the new tourism expert hired at USC. Add another deadbolt to your door, Scoopy....