Somewhere, James Dobson is grabbing the phone and demanding to know why that old guy is groping the beef

Christianist footballer Tim Tebow, who played in games with Bible verses painted under his eyes, and apparently  believes football games are less a sport than an evangelical rally, plans to thump his Bible for Focus on the Family during the Super Bowl. TMZ advises he could put up whole chapters of the Bible shirtless:

Tim Tebow Aborts His Shirt