The Fitster's pretty confident he'll never be in any of the combat zones his paymasters write blank checks for:
First, if these enemy combatants deserve any access to justice at all (and we don’t think that they do), then it should be dispensed by a military tribunal. They are not American citizens (like Tim McVeigh), and as such, they have no right whatsoever to the constitutional privileges of our judicial system.
Second, if President George W. Bush wasted tens of millions building a facility in Guantanamo Bay for the purpose of trying these combatants (which he did), then why are we not trying these rag heads there? Seriously … the government can’t do anything without wasting money.
Third, we’re coming up on the ninth anniversary of this attack – and for some reason Mohammed is still breathing our air. Is it too much to ask our government to get on with this? Seriously …
Fourth, and finally, our founding editor would like to remind everyone that in his benevolent dictatorship, foreign terrorists would be strapped to cruise missiles and shot back from whence they came, Strangelove-style.
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