The Prophet, by Kellogg All-bran

SCGOP says Senator John Cornyn is coming to South Carolina to raise money.

The prophet Fogle says it means Cornyn wants to run for president. His goat entrails say that any Republican who crosses the state's boundaries wants to run for President:

The Texas Senator isn’t the first rumored GOP presidential candidate to visit South Carolina. Fellow Republicans Mike Huckabee, Mike Pence, and Rick Santorum have all recently stopped here.

Of course, The Prophet has also predicted a stop by President Bush meant he wanted to live here; that a stop by Governor Sanford in Washington meant he was going to run for Congress; and that Virginia state officials were in a panic because nobody could figure out who would become governor after Governor Tim Kaine wasn't selected to run for vice president.