At McMaster's office, they're celebrating that he's no longer the dumbest candidate for governor

McLintock! (1963)

It'd be a better idea if Bauer'd strap himself to a penile plethysmograph on the same show and watch some porn:

A noticeably PO'd Andre Bauer spoke with WTMA's Rocky D on Radio Free Rocky D shortly after noon today.

Not only did Bauer deny that he was in any way responsible for the allegations that fellow gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley had an inappropriate sexual relationship with blogger Will Folks and a one-night-stand with Larry Marchant, the lite guv said that he would like to see his fellow candidates in the South Carolina governor's race come on Radio Free Rocky D on Monday and take polygraph tests to prove their innocence.