Having abandoned- nay, obliterated-
The Palmetto Scoop's blog and Twitter account-
Boy Fogle has re-emerged with his own Twitter commentary.
In his case, brevity continues to elude the soul of wit:
- Today's forecast calls for a 100% chance of weather.about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android
- "You shut your mouth when you're talking as me," said the puppet to the ventriloquist.about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android
- @ because they will make your life way more livable.about 13 hours ago via Echofon
- Michael Vick owning a dog? That's just cruel. No dog should ever have to live in Philadelphia.7:11 PM Dec 16th via Twitter for Android
- I printed off a copy of the Senate budget bill just in case anyone needs a boat anchor.2:36 PM Dec 16th via Echofon
- Larry King’s TV run ends tonight, more than 25 years after he was first discovered at Disney’s “It’s a Small World.”1:01 PM Dec 16th via Echofon
- I don’t like to make excuses. So I buy them instead.7:52 PM Dec 15th via Echofon
- It behooves me to someday learn the definition of the word behooves.4:23 PM Dec 15th via Echofon
- All I want for Christmas is for people from New Jersey to return to their state.1:28 PM Dec 15th via Twitter for Android
- Mark Zuckerberg was named TIME's Person of the Year... but now he just goes by Mark Zuckerberg.11:35 AM Dec 15th via Echofon
- New archaeological evidence confirms that dinosaurs spoke English.9:20 PM Dec 14th via Echofon
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