Saturday, December 18, 2010

Inside the teeming id of SC consultants

Having abandoned- nay, obliterated- The Palmetto Scoop's blog and Twitter account- Boy Fogle has re-emerged with his own Twitter commentary.



In his case, brevity continues to elude the soul of wit:


  1. Today's forecast calls for a 100% chance of weather.
  2. "You shut your mouth when you're talking as me," said the puppet to the ventriloquist.
  3. #FF @snapfit_colasc because they will make your life way more livable.
  4. Michael Vick owning a dog? That's just cruel. No dog should ever have to live in Philadelphia.
  5. I printed off a copy of the Senate budget bill just in case anyone needs a boat anchor.
  6. Larry King’s TV run ends tonight, more than 25 years after he was first discovered at Disney’s “It’s a Small World.”
  7. I don’t like to make excuses. So I buy them instead.
  8. It behooves me to someday learn the definition of the word behooves.
  9. All I want for Christmas is for people from New Jersey to return to their state.
  10. Mark Zuckerberg was named TIME's Person of the Year... but now he just goes by Mark Zuckerberg.
  11. New archaeological evidence confirms that dinosaurs spoke English.

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