Friday, February 24, 2012

A real Horatio Algae kinda story

     Fat Elvis, who drives a hybrid Cadillac Escalade (as Callista whines, "Ann Romney has two Cadillacs!") drops in from his moon base to visit voters in Federal Way, Washington, outside Seattle:

          He assured the audience that President Obama wanted to raise the taxes on gas ("That's evil!" a woman hissed) and that this was all a plot to ensure that the government will eventually control what kind of a car you drive. President Obama was interested in using "algae" to power cars, Gingrich said, to much derision in the crowd. Gingrich explained that the "silver bullet" to lowering gas prices was to vote Obama out of office. President Obama, Gingrich said, wanted to be God. ("He's evil, he's not God," the same woman hissed.)

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