"Absolute knowledge I have none..."

     Over in the quality press, Slut Wallah's got nuthin' but wants you to believe it's sumpin' cause they've had nuthin' before and said it was sumpin', too:

          We haven’t been able to confirm that specific rumor … although this website has been the only news outlet in the state reporting on the various scandals that allegedly took place there (and the subsequent investigations into those scandals).