Saturday, March 3, 2012

Easy call.

     Here's a problem.
     You consider The President of the United States to be, more or less, the embodiment of Satan on Earth. Among the attributes you confer on him are hereditary insanity, drug addiction, narcissism, childhood sexual abuse (all that in just one article, disclaimed as being for educational purposes only); a Chicago street thug; a slow writer; one turning public service into a private paycheck with a "newly madeover milquetoast wife who, on another occasion, you make out to be a yeti; a moral relativist socialist; unAmerican, unpatriotic; a LaLa Land academic with no traceable academic record; a lifelong member of a gay bathhouse in Chicago; a hater of Jews...
     So what do you do when, passing the time checking up on who reads your website, you find the sulphurous keystrokes of one of Satan's imps defiling your pages?
     You brag about it.

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