The lady clearly had the Festivus airing of grievances and feats of strength on her mind

There might not be a War on Christmas™, but there’s at least a brawl or two. Case in point, one Salvation Army volunteer was ringing a bell outside an Arizona Walmart and said, “Happy holidays!” As a result, one woman did what any good Christian would do: punch her in the arm. 

Kristina Vindiola told KNXV that she was minding her business, ringing a bell, and wishing people happy holidays, when a woman nearby decided to confront her and that’s when the sh*t went down. She explained, “She came up to me and she said, ‘Do you believe in God?’… 

She said, ‘You’re supposed to say Merry Christmas,’ and that’s when she hit me.” 

Because as the saying goes, committing acts of physical aggression truly is the reason for the season.