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Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Slow News Day in Columbia

After it peaked with its founder's promise to write a tell-all about a claimed affair with SC Governor Nikki Haley, we kind of lost interest in the Palmetto State's most sophomoric political blog.

We checked in today. Nothing has changed:
|| By FITSNEWS || There probably won’t be an official proclamation forthcoming from president Barack Obama, but May is apparently “Masturbation Month.” 
No really … we looked it up.  Masturbation Month (or in some cases, “National Masturbation Day”) has been celebrated each May for the past twenty years – in honor of former U.S. surgeon general Joycelyn Elders. Remember her?  She was fired by former president Bill Clinton in 1994 for suggesting masturbation be included in the sex education curriculum of government-run schools.

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