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THE SCOTUS MARRIAGE DECISION, IN HAIKU.
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Roberts’ dissent:I support you all
No, really, I do, but this
Isn’t our problem.
Alito’s dissent:“Happiness is not
the point of marriage, fools. It’s
BABIES,” he whispered.
Thomas’ dissent:“Liberty” – this word,
I do not think Locke means what
You think it means. Sigh.
Scalia’s dissent:You’re not a poet,
Kennedy. And by the way,
Kennedy’s majority decision:Hark! Love is love, and
love is love is love is love.
It is so ordered.