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THE SCOTUS MARRIAGE DECISION, IN HAIKU.
BY DANIELA LAPIDOUS
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Roberts’ dissent:
I support you allNo, really, I do, but this
Isn’t our problem.
Alito’s dissent:
“Happiness is notthe point of marriage, fools. It’s
BABIES,” he whispered.
Thomas’ dissent:
“Liberty” – this word,I do not think Locke means what
You think it means. Sigh.
Scalia’s dissent:
You’re not a poet,Kennedy. And by the way,
Democracy’s dead.
Kennedy’s majority decision:
Hark! Love is love, andlove is love is love is love.
It is so ordered.
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