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Monday, December 7, 2015

Today's special from Ben's Granary

From Facebook:

I don't need a "color code" to tell me we're at war with Radical Islamic Terrorists -- America deserves a leader who is ALWAYS prepared to defend its people.

Oh, Lord, just as you have shown your servant Ben much tolerance over his idolatrous portrait of himself with your only begotten son, now, Lord, pour wisdom- or at least the ability to use Wikipedia- into his head.

This system was created by President Bush in 2002. It was based on the Department of Interior's fire hazard scale. There were no objective criteria for determining what threat was what color, and by 2004 experts were already calling it a pretty dumbass idea. It staggered on until 2011, when it was replaced by that that tried harder to make some sense.

Ben, Ben (or, "Armstrong, Armstrong!" It was canceled FOUR YEARS ago.

Ben- Get real. Or go home.

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