Another chance to hawk her "Make me Vice President" book, at least

Learning nothing from the 2009 Bobby Jindal "Kenneth the Page" speech; 2010's fake legislative session with Governor Bob McDonnell ("Go directly to jail"), 2013's "Waterboy" response with Marco Rubio and 2015's "I worked the biscuit line at Hardee's...bread bags on their feet... castrating hogs" debut by Senator-for-10-days Joni Ernst, the GOP has named its last human sacrifice to the Damned Obama State of the Union Address: South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley.