At least he didn't try to say, Melchezidek

The Donald got jiggy wit' Jesus today at Jerry Falwell's college:

“Two Corinthians 3-17, that's the whole ball game. … Is that the one? Is that the one you like? I think that's the one you like.”

The Art of the Deal is “a deep, deep second to the Bible. The Bible is the best. The Bible blows it away.”