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Friday, January 15, 2016

"Verily, I cannot heal thee, for thou hast a loathsome pre-existing condition."

One of the factors that prompted me to drop off the conservative turnip truck was when politicovangelists started telling me God was a Republican. 

They have carried on with that view, undaunted by its odd theological implications. Recently, an angry little Fox News second stringer, Todd Starnes, announced that he had it directly from the top that Chik-fil-A is Jesus' preferred fast food poulterer on Earth.

Now, a Virginia congresscritter says God is, in fact, just a Republican brand.

Does this mean I now pray to Priebus, not Jesus?

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