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Knowing the clock is ticking on their most powerful argument, a dozen of the most virulently anti-gay conservative groups in America (includ...
Bastille Day, 2018

Hilary Mantel, A Place of Greater Safety, 1992: “At first they’d thought the guillotine would be a sweet, clean business, but when ...
Texas pol: a second term for me means no more happy endings for you

The governor of Texas, Greg Abbott, a wheelchair-bound man who wants to repeal the Americans With Disabilities Act, is on a new moral crus...
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Tempus fugit, you cunt
"I'm shocked you don't know the answer to that question. Many Americans say he is the best president in the history of history..."
Fashion Quiz: Trump or Wimpy. Or, Trump IS Wimpy?
Sighting.
Defying evangelical norms, a Trump cabinet member's anxious to put his wife to work in a fast food franchise.

40,000 people a year seek a Chik-fil-A franchise each year. 100 people get one. EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt didn't like those o...