"It's a four-minute walk, Chris, and it makes Dad happy."

Donald Trump went after Ben Carson in November 2015:

“It’s in the book that he’s got a pathological temper. That’s a big problem because you don’t cure that… 

“As an example: child molesting. You don’t cure these people. You don’t cure a child molester. There’s no cure for it. Pathological, there’s no cure for that.”

Ben Carson is now Secretary of Housing & Urban Development.

Donald Trump went after Rick Perry in July 2015:



Perry is now Secretary of Energy.

In December 2015 Donald Trump went after Chris Christie, saying he "totally knew" about Bridgegate.

So naturally, yesterday, as Christie's two close aides got prison sentences for it, Chris Christie waddled up to the White House to be named head of a national commission on drug addiction.

Boy Kushner, smiling a thin smile, convened his council on high tech government to Google Map the closest McDonald's to The White House.