Unfortunately, the FBI has unfortunately decided to sideline my son-in-law, who actually runs everything. Linda McMahon is coming over from the SBA to run a cage match among my remaining senior aides for the title of President-whisperer.

The Hill:

President Trump has canceled a campaign rally in Cedar Rapids, Iowa that was previously scheduled to be held next week. 

“Due to an unfortunate change in President Trump’s schedule, we will need to unfortunately postpone the previously schedule rally in Cedar Rapids,” a statement from the Trump campaign read. “President Trump will see you in Iowa very soon."