Boomhauer: Yeah man I tell ya what... Did one of them snipe hunts last night... man with them dang ol' sticks and bags and Whack! Whack! man, go Woooo-loo-loo-loo!... Talk about big mistake y'all... It's right there in that cooler.

The *resident went to West Virginia again tonight, even though the Boy Scouts were long gone.

He gave another heart-warming, Bring-America-Together speech. Among the fired-up audience members was Jeff Boomhauer (behind and to the President's right, black shirt and red cap), who drove up from Arlen, Texas:

While Boomhauer whopped and hollered and jabbered, the President denounced the Russia investigation as a sham.

(UPDATE: Boomhauer has been identified as a medical quack.)

He also claimed the Democrats 2016 was ""the greatest loss in the history of American politics," something that might make Walter Mondale, George McGovern, Barry Goldwater, Alf Landon, and dear President Taft (who came in third in 1912), laugh and laugh and laugh.