Deplorable Pride sucks at recruiting.

With only 12 days until the Pride Parade, Brian Talbert has summoned the world to gather around him in dowtown Charlotte. He's calling in decades of favors owed to him from when he actually lived in Charlotte, twenty years ago:

You failed him when he demanded $100K on Gofundme and you only stumped up $7730. Now it's time to show the love to your Conservative Voice:

Granted, he does make it hard, and with only 377 Facebook followers- and a July loyalty purge, it doesn't seem like he can spare too many more: