Close encounter: asteroid the size of a house set for near miss with Earth
Space rock 2012 TC4 expected to zoom by harmlessly, coming within 27,300 miles – an eighth of the distance from the Earth to the Moon
Dear Leader Announces Armed Missile Will Deflect 'Revolutionary Stone' to Undisclosed US Site
"Rocket will have real arms," sources say
Failing New York Times:
PRESIDENT BLASTS GIANT GOLF TEE INTO NEAR-EARTH ORBIT; SAYS PUTIN WILL LET HIM "HOP A SHUTTLE" TO SPACE STATION "TO SUIT UP AND LINE DRIVE ASTEROID UP KIM'S CRATER"
Will be longest hole-in-one ever, Trump promises from Bedminster.