Friday, August 11, 2017

Headlines in our future-


The Guardian:

Close encounter: asteroid the size of a house set for near miss with Earth

Space rock 2012 TC4 expected to zoom by harmlessly, coming within 27,300 miles – an eighth of the distance from the Earth to the Moon

Pyongyang People:

Dear Leader Announces Armed Missile Will Deflect 'Revolutionary Stone' to Undisclosed US Site

"Rocket will have real arms," sources say

Failing New York Times:

PRESIDENT BLASTS GIANT GOLF TEE INTO NEAR-EARTH ORBIT; SAYS PUTIN WILL LET HIM "HOP A SHUTTLE" TO SPACE STATION "TO SUIT UP AND LINE DRIVE ASTEROID UP KIM'S CRATER"

Will be longest hole-in-one ever, Trump promises from Bedminster.

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