Baby, better come back maybe next week/ Can't you see I'm on a losing streak/ I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey/ That's what I say, I can't get no, I can't get no/ I can't get no satisfaction, no satisfaction/ No satisfaction, no satisfaction

North Carolina's gay Trump fanboy microclub- peddling a new $15.99 vicarious living t-shirt- has no sense of irony.