Maybe they over-internalized "Just say no."

Conservatives begged, "Give us the House of Representatives, and we will do the job."

But they couldn't do it.

So they wheedled, "Give us the Senate, too, and we will do the job."

And they still couldn't do it.

Then the Republicans blubbed, "Give us the presidency, and we will do the job."

So the people gave them that, too, and they fucked up worse than ever.

Now this, from the "outside wingman" of the *resident of the United States: