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Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Monday in Hell, 12/11/17: Yet another Sex-and-Republicans buffet: they're just so inventive- and grabby!


Saudi Arabia has announced it will lift a ban on commercial cinemas that has lasted more than three decades. It’s also gettin’ jiggy:  US hip hop artist Nelly and Algerian singer Cheb Khaled will perform in the Red Sea city of Jeddah on Thursday, though the event is open to men only.

The day after the Administration announced its six-nation Muslim ban was fully operational, a Bangladesh native set off a pipe bomb in New York City.

Bangladesh is not on the list. #NeitherIsDumfuckistan

Sarah Sanders says MOTUS is pleased by all the women coming forward to #MeToo their abusers but that doesn’t change that they are all lying sluts and losers and he’s gonna sue the fuck out of them. And vote for Roy!


Headline: AL.com Columnist Ripped on CNN’s ‘Reliable Sources’ for Asking If Roy Moore Was Gay.

One Moore-aligned group, Restore Our Godly Heritage PAC, is airing commercials on nearly 60 stations around the state accusing Jones of “trying to steal the election with vile, racist ads on black radio.”

“Desperate to steal this Senate race, Jones and his race-hustling allies are trying to start a race war and it’s only going to get worse in the final weekend, with millions of dollars in street money to turn out the vote,” it adds.

On September 17, 2017, Moore told a crowd, “Now we have blacks and whites fighting, reds and yellows fighting, Democrats and Republicans fighting, men and women fighting. What’s going to unite us? What’s going to bring us back together? A president? A Congress? No. It’s going to be God.”

But, at 70, Moore adapts to the times: no more mall-stalking. Now he calls creeping girls “interviews.”





And now he’s the fifth powerful Republican legislator accused of sexual misconduct in office. Yep. He’s a pussy-grabber.  With a 17-year-old.

Democrats-turned-Republican, neocons are hitting the road to exile again, as Claremonsters- what passes for intellectualism in Trumpworld, regurgitates Thomas Hobbes. Take Thomas West, whose new book asserts, “asserts that the writings of the founders indicate that there is ‘no natural right to become a citizen of a society that refuses to accept you’ and that ‘the right to discriminate is nothing more than the right to liberty itself.’”

SC Republican diversity icon Tim Scott- a protege of Jim DeMint- is learning from Lindsey Graham: when no one cares what you think, live on TV. Thus Scott’s assessment of the party label to which he clings: “Well, [there is] very little that I can do about people who speak ignorantly. And you just have to call it for what it is, No. 1...”

You can make a case for the *resident’s bull-meets-china-shop policy stylings with a straight face: a British blogger has done it.

More proof we are in the Second Gilded Age: 1,000 people own 40% of all the bitcoins. They’re the only ones who can afford the power costs of mining. Who will be the first bitcoin Jay Gould?

North Carolina pols have looked the other way at violations of civil liberties the legislature’s bosses can only dream of imposing here.

Some federal court defendants who tried to blow up a Kansas mosque- and who are not terrorists because they are white, native-born Caucasians, have demanded a trial by a jury of their peers- rural, conservative Trump voters who secretly believe Chuck Grassley is a Communist.


Ryan Lizza, The New Yorker journo who toppled Anthony Scaramucci last spring, is the latest to suffer penis-control issues.

Secretary Lego has released his analysis of the #WealthCare bill.  He bolted together a few paragraphs on one page and went back down to the press room to see them make $100,000 bills.




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