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Friday, February 9, 2018

"If someone is denied a slot on a team because of prejudice, that’s one thing," Fox News exec John Moody says. In fact, it's the only thing, and he's pissed there wasn't more of it in Team USA.



Deprived of their old sport- creeping the newsbabes up and down the halls and around the conference tables- Fox News management apparently have time on their hands these days.

"No problem!", chortled executive vice president John Moody, who knows nothing gets his network's audience up on their hind legs-however haltingly- like some good old, traditional, #MAGA racism and gay-baiting.  A former journo, he's filling the lacunae of his days with op-eds.

For this week's opening of the Winter Games in South Korea, Moody beebled:

Unless it’s changed overnight, the motto of the Olympics, since 1894, has been “Faster, Higher, Stronger.” It appears the U.S. Olympic Committee would like to change that to “Darker, Gayer, Different.” If your goal is to win medals, that won’t work.

A USOC official was quoted this week expressing pride (what else?) about taking the most diverse U.S. squad ever to the Winter Olympics. That was followed by a, frankly, embarrassing laundry list of how many African-Americans, Asians and openly gay athletes are on this year’s U.S. team. No sport that we are aware of awards points – or medals – for skin color or sexual orientation.

For the current USOC, a dream team should look more like the general population. So, while uncomfortable, the question probably needs to be asked: were our Olympians selected because they’re the best at what they do, or because they’re the best publicity for our current obsession with having one each from Column A, B and C?

It wasn't hard to find that list that got Moody feeling shamed. It's on the US Olympic team page, under the link, Team USA By The Numbers.

The "frankly, embarrassing laundry list of how many African-Americans, Asians and openly gay athletes" are on the team in South Korea is three pages long. It bristles with facts about the athletes' past Olympic team service, records set, and the like: who's the oldest and youngest, how many medals have they won in the past?

You have to scroll down to page 3 of 3 to find the cringe inducing section titled "Other Facts". Don't give up: keep scrolling till you [FOX NEWS WATCHERS' TRIGGER ALERT] find the lubricious, PC roster of perversity and straight white displacement:
Most diverse U.S. winter team on record • African American athletes: 10 • Maame Biney and Erin Jackson become the first female African-American speedskaters • Jordan Greenway becomes the first African-American on an ice hockey team • Asian American athletes: 11 • Openly gay athletes: 2 • Gus Kenworthy (freestyle skiing) • Adam Rippon (figure skating) • Kenworthy and Rippon become first openly gay athletes to represent Team USA at the Winter Games
That's it. Of the 244-member team, John Moody says USA is courting angry #LOSER tweets by letting 4% be black, 4.5% be Asian, and eight-tenths of one percent queer.

In 2016 America was 13.3% black, 5.6% are Asian, and 3.8% are LGBT. I mean, Moody, STFU already! Straight white folks are already ahead of their skis on Team USA!

Even Vice President Pence- who, to invert Will Rogers, has never met a gay man he didn't despise (except, maybe, Peter Thiel)- is willing to be seen in the same country as a gay American figure skater:



Moody complains,

Complaining that every team isn’t a rainbow of political correctness defeats the purpose of sports, which is competition. At the Olympic level, not everyone is a winner. Not everyone gets a little plastic trophy to take home.

C'mon, Moody, ya big numptie, I mean, WTF? Really?

If America didn't have gay men in figure skating, we might as well stay home.  Fox News' base had their chance. They sent their best, and her name was Tonya Harding.

Oh, BTW: Gus Kenworthy won a silver in the 2014 Winter Games. He came out a year later. I can't find where John Moody gave two slaps about Kenworthy being a fag four years ago.

The only thing to change since then is that now John Moody knows Kenworthy's gay, it drives him nuts, and he wishes somebody straight had the gig instead.

Monday, March 19, 2012

First ambassador to the moon

     Katon Dawson, the former SCGOP chair (and all-white country clubber) who lost the Republican National Committee chair to The Brainwave That Was Michael Steele, keeps turning up in the media, trying to matter. Now he's hoovering up cash for Fat Elvis:

          “Newt is no shrinking violet,” says Katon Dawson, an adviser to Winning Our Future, a pro-Gingrich super PAC. “His whole life, nothing has every come easy to him. I’ve known him for many years. He’s having a good time running for president. He’s not going to end this.”

          “Remember, these conventions are odd animals,” Dawson says. “If nobody gets this thing on the first ballot, all hell will start breaking loose. If you start to think about who wins debates, and then think about Gingrich getting up there, in that moment, talking about his life and why he should be president of the United States, you can see it.”

     (Of course, the last time the GOP had a floor fight for the nomination was in 1976. Dawson was 20 years old then. The last time the GOP went more than one ballot to choose a presidential nominee was in 1940. As animals go Republican conventions are pretty tame.)

     You can see why Newt wants him rattling the stick in his swill bucket. Running for RNC chair in late 2008, Dawson revealed his sensitive side when it comes to relieving donors of their funds:
Katon Dawson:  I rebuilt the Republican Party in South Carolina from the bottom up, with an effective, robust-yet-genteel fundraising effort that has brought donors into the fold.
     He has a remarkable ability to bridge racial divides:

          The Palmetto Scoop, [a now-defunct SCGOP conulting firm mailroom kid's blog] where people subscribe as an article of faith to the old Reagan joke, "there has to be a pony in there somewhere," describes the Dawson Breakthrough in tones worthy of word that Hattie McDaniel and Butterfly McQueen are endorsin' Cap'n Butler for overseer at Tara:
At a time when Republicans are recovering from a thorough butt-whooping, it’s Dawson’s inclusive brand of leadership that we need running the party. And it says a lot that 66.6 percent of the black members of the RNC are supporting him when there are two African-Americans also running.

It also says a lot that only three of the 168 members of the RNC are black....
     And he enjoys the past support of one of Newt's Spiritual Dream Team, an all-American hater.

     Dawson proved his loyalty to Newt in March, 2011:

            "I think he fits pretty well with South Carolina ideologically," said Dawson. "Me and a team are going to work for someone we think can really change America."


          Dawson dismissed Gingrich’s current success as the most recent in a string of meteoric rises by various candidates, Perry among them, who later have stumbled.

          “This primary season has kind of been like NASCAR,” Dawson said. “People are looking more to see the wreck than they are to see really who’s going to win the race.”*

     But by January 2012 he was back in his slot as Newt's Palmetto remora, with Perry's blessing:

          “Certainly the heat and energy in South Carolina was for Newt Gingrich,” said Katon Dawson, a former state Republican chairman who backs Gingrich. “It takes heat and emotion to win a national contest.”

     As Winston Church remarked after leaving, and then rejoining, the Conservative Party, "Anyone can rat, but it takes a certain ingenuity to re-rat."

     He's candid, too. From a Slut Wallah post quesioning Dawson's lavish travel spending, a reader comment that reveals Katon at his best: "Have you ever talked with him one on one at a cocktail party? The guy will tell anyone way more than they want to know about any subject – including personal stuff."

     In an article on Steele's troubles at the RNC, Dawson revealed the insights into publicity a controversial figure like Gingrich will need:

          “Lee Harvey Oswald had 100 percent name ID and none of it was any good,” Mr. Dawson said.

     He can see through short term challenges, too:
    
“We have the wind at our back,” said Katon Dawson, the former chairman of the South Carolina Republican Party. “We just have to find our momentum.” 

     And he shares Newt's passion for tech:

          He said his party faces a technological deficit, but it’s a weakness he thinks can be overcome in just one year, before the next big round of national elections in 2010. That may be a difficult task against a Democratic president with an email list 10 million strong.

          “We’re going to have to up-fit the Republican Party, or re-boot it as they’ve said on TV, and move forward,” he said, noting the Obama campaign’s use of cell phone technology, Internet fundraising and fresh marketing techniques.
____________________
*Dawson's a legendary political talent scout:
          The good news, Dawson said, is that a fleet of new GOP faces are ready to help polish the GOP brand in the coming years. In particular, he named younger Republican legislators like Palin [1], South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford[2], South Carolina Rep. Gresham Barrett [3], Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal [4], Indiana Rep. Mike Pence [5] and Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels [6] as future faces of the party.
          1.  Not running for president, 2012. Poll numbers in a crater.
          2.  Don't cry for me, Argentina...
          3.  Defeated in 2010 GOP gubernatorial primary by someone called Haley.
          4.  After 2009 State of the Union rebuttal triumph, now widely known as Kenneth the Page.
          5.  Left safe congressional seat to run for Indiana governor, to succeed-
          6.  Ruled out seeking either prez or veep in '12.

 

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

A little learning is a dangerous thing.

     On Sunday's This Week With George Stephanopolous, Senator Rick Santorum put on a performance that is remarkable even by his own standards, demonstrating, as Mark Noll argued in the 1990s, that "the scandal of the evangelical mind is that there is not much of an evangelical mind."
     First, he admitted he supported a bill he knew in his heart was bad because he was part of the Senate leadership:
          SANTORUM: I have to admit I voted for that. It was against the principles I believed in, but you know, when you're part of the team, sometimes you take one for the team, for the leader, and I made a mistake. You know, politics is a team sport, folks.
     There followed this exchange:
          SANTORUM: Well, the team I was playing for is making sure that we stick to the American principles that made this country the greatest country in the history of the world. And if you look at my record, in particular on education, what I've been proposing and fighting for is to get the federal government out of the education system, actually get the state less in the education business and bring it back to families and communities. And here in, you know, where education should be. It should be in the responsibility of the people in the community, and particularly the parents. They should be involved in making sure that we have customized education for every child in America.
          STEPHANOPOULOS: But you did say that that goes against your principles.
          SANTORUM: Well, looking back on it, that was the case. But here's the amazing thing, is that Governor Romney supports No Child Left Behind. I looked at No Child Left Behind after it was enacted and saw what happened and saw the expansion of the federal government and the role of education.
And I said, you know, that was -- that's not what I believe in. And Governor Romney still believes in that. Governor Romney defends No Child Left Behind and supports it today. I don't, because it's against the principles I believe in. It's obviously not against the principles that Governor Romney -- I have principles. I have principles that support the basic foundational principles of our country.
     Looking back on it? Did he not know at the time? He was No. 3 in the Senate leadership- did staying one of the popular kids on student council trump his principles? After all he does "have principles. I have principles that support the basic foundational principles of our country." What does this confession prefigure as to how easily he could be rolled as President?
     And if you can parse what that comment about principles means you can doubtless explain what SC Governor Nikki Haley knows are the true core functions of government.
     After some other topics were aired, the conversation circled around:
          STEPHANOPOULOS: Let me get back to education. We were talking about that at the top of this interview. You had -- you talked about President Obama and education yesterday. I want to show what you said.
           (BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
           SANTORUM: President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob.
           (LAUGHTER)
           SANTORUM: You're good, decent men and women who go out and work hard every day and put their skills to tests that aren't taught by some liberal college professor.
           (END VIDEO CLIP)
          STEPHANOPOULOS: Now getting to college has been part of the American dream for generations, Senator. Why does articulating an aspiration make the president a snob?
     And Senator Santorum was ready:
          SANTORUM: I think because there are lot of people in this country that have no desire or no aspiration to go to college, because they have a different set of skills and desires and dreams that don't include college.
          And to sort of lay out there that somehow this is -- this is -- should be everybody's goal, I think, devalues the tremendous work that people who, frankly, don't go to college and don't want to go to college because they have a lot of other talents and skills that, frankly, college, you know, four-year colleges may not be able to assist them.
          And there are other -- there's technical schools, there's additional training, vocational training. There's skills and apprenticeships. There's all sorts of things that people can do to upgrade their skills to be very productive and --
          (CROSSTALK)
          SANTORUM: -- and build their community.
          STEPHANOPOULOS: All he said was he wants, quote, "every American to commit to at least one year or more of higher education or career training." In your interview with Glenn Beck this week, you seemed to go further. You said I understand why Barack Obama wants to send every kid to college, because they are indoctrination mills. What did that mean?
          SANTORUM: Well, of course. I mean, you look at the colleges and universities, George. This is not – this is not something that's new for most Americans, is how liberal our colleges and universities are and how many children in fact are – look, I've gone through it. I went through it at Penn State. You talk to most kids who go to college who are conservatives, and you are singled out, you are ridiculed, you are – I can tell you personally, I know that, you know, we – I went through a process where I was docked for my conservative views. This is sort of a regular routine (ph). You know the statistic that at least I was familiar with from a few years ago -- I don't know if it still holds true but I suspect it may even be worse – that 62 percent of kids who enter college with some sort of faith commitment leave without it.
          STEPHANOPOULOS: But Senator, when you put all this together—
          SANTORUM: This is not a neutral setting.
          STEPHANOPOULOS: -- it makes it sound like you think there is something wrong with encouraging college education.
          SANTORUM: No, not at all, but understand that we have some real problems at our college campuses with political correctness, with an ideology that is forced upon people who, you know, who may not agree with the politically correct left doctrine. And one of the things that I've spoken out on and will continue to speak out is to make sure that conservative and more mainstream, common-sense conservative and principles that have made this country great are reflected in our college courses and with college professors. And at many, many, and I would argue most institutions in this country, that simply isn't the case.    
     It's a remarkable set of comments, not least because then Santorum segued into how Senator John F. Kennedy's speech on separation of church and state in 1960 made him vomit.
     But, nausea aside, let's come back to education.
     First, when it comes to loss of faith in college, Santorum's just wrong. Consider this from that bastion of liberal thinking, The Salt Lake Tribune:
          “There is no statistical difference in the dropout rate among those who attended college and those that did not attend college,” said Thom Rainer, president of the Southern Baptists’ LifeWay Christian Resources research firm. “Going to college doesn’t make you a religious dropout.”
          A 2007 LifeWay survey did find seven in 10 Protestants ages 18 to 30 who went to church regularly in high school said they quit attending by age 23. The real causes: lack of “a robust faith,” strongly committed parents and an essential church connection, Rainer said.
          “Higher education is not the villain,” said Catholic University sociologist William D’Antonio. Since 1986, D’Antonio’s surveys of American Catholics have asked about Mass attendance, the importance of religion in people’s lives and whether they have considered leaving Catholicism.
          The percentage of Catholics who scored low on all three points hovers between 18 percent in 1993 and 14 percent in 2011. But the percentage of people who are highly committed fell from 27 percent to 19 percent.
          “Blame mortality,” D’Antonio said, “The most highly committed Catholics are seniors, and they’re dying out.”
          Dennis Prager, a conservative writer on religious and political issues, decried secularism in Western universities in the National Review in April. He concluded, “With all the persecution that Judaism and Christianity have survived over the centuries, an argument that cites America’s top 310 colleges as a first order adversary is hard to credit.”
     In The Chronicle of Higher Education, Andrew Delbanco credits the American ideal as being one of constant striving to expand educational opportunity: not to make little Volvo-driving automata, but to build a well-informed work force who can handle the duties of citizenship as well as they do the requirements of their work. And of that experience, he rightly notes, "One of the difficulties in making the case for liberal education against the rising tide of skepticism is that it is almost impossible to persuade doubters who have not experienced it for themselves. The Puritan founders of our oldest colleges would have called it 'such a mystery as none can read but they that know it.'"
     Santorum is trying to square a circle- defending people he says are being dissed because they aren't college material, and who don't need college, but who, somehow, ought to feel a sense of grievance- if not that they didn't go, then that others did. As H.L. Mencken put it, Puritanism is the lurking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun.
     Delbanco goes on to note that the key feature of education is what most annoys authoritarians of any stripe: an educated person wants to make up his own mind:
          ...One student, born and educated in China, who came to the United States recently to attend Bowdoin College, encountered the modern version of the Puritan principle that no communicants should "take any ancient doctrine for truth till they have examined it" for themselves. "Coming from a culture in which a 'standard answer' is provided for every question, I did not argue with others even when I disagreed. However, Bowdoin forced me to reconsider 'the answer' and reach beyond my comfort zone. In my first-year seminar, 'East Asian Politics,' I was required to debate with others and develop a habit of class engagement," he said in an interview with the Web site Inside Higher Ed about a book he and two other Chinese students wrote for an audience in China, about their liberal-arts educations in America.
          "One day we debated what roles Confucianism played in the development of Chinese democracy. Of the 16 students in the classroom, 15 agreed that Confucianism impeded China's development; but I disagreed. I challenged my classmates. Bowdoin made me consistently question the 'prescribed answer.'"
     Yet, with swiftness, American conservatism has become absolutist. There is a prescribed answer for everything, and there are prophets crowding the airwaves to tell you what it is. If you don't agree then you are, in Santorum's world, a frightening, un-American snob, a tool of the Father of Lies: "If you were Satan, who would you attack?" the former U.S. senator asked the students. "There's no one else to go after other than the United States, and that's been the case, for now, almost 200 years." (Santorum went on to explain how he thought the devil had attacked the United States in several areas: its foundations, academia, the Protestant Church and government.)
     Santorum, who is in his 50s, really ought to get over his college days, when, recall, he whined, "This is not – this is not something that's new for most Americans, is how liberal our colleges and universities are and how many children in fact are – look, I've gone through it. I went through it at Penn State. You talk to most kids who go to college who are conservatives, and you are singled out, you are ridiculed, you are – I can tell you personally, I know that, you know, we – I went through a process where I was docked for my conservative views. This is sort of a regular routine (ph)."
     I started college a few weeks after the resignation of President Nixon, when being a Republican was not a cool thing and, the previous spring, I'd talked myself out of a free ride to Duke trying to defend Nixon in an undergrad committee who were part of the interview weekend.
     So when I started college, I started a College Republicans club. Getting my chain yanked about it was part of the territory. I didn't sulk, I argued my case. Some people agreed, most didn't. I expected no other outcome. You fight for what you believe in, and take the long view when it comes to the odds of prevailing.
     It was the same in class. I got a paper back from on politics prof on which he wrote that he thought Whigs were long extinct, and here- like the coelacanth- was one, alive and free and wrong.
     I waited fifteen years and, after the Soviet Union fell, sent the prof a postcard: "Revolution's over. My side won."
     We remain friends after nearly forty years. I didn't lose my faith, either. Not in college, nor collecting two more degrees after that.
     I can't imagine anything more boring than spending four or more years in academic institutions where the mandate is to teach you what you already know. That's truly a waste of time. And if you believe your world view is crumbling from attacks be evildoers- or Satan himself- what makes one a better warrior for your belief- your faith- than studying and confronting those views you know are wrong, the better to challenge and, in the end, defeat them?
     Nobody crowds Rick Santorum out of the public square- he's a front-running candidate for president of the United States, for God's sake. Literally. Whose silencing him or his supporters?
     It amazes me how people who, like Santorum, are irreducibly certain they are right about everything, and that theirs is the only way forward, are, at the same time, existentially terrified that no one will believe them.
     So they have to make you believe it, for your own good:
          ...What I don’t understand – what just baffles me endlessly – are these dueling notions of America as the greatest, most super-fantastic nation on Earth and America as an immoral, decayed society under assault from all sides. We are God’s people but we’re also so vulnerable to Satan himself that we need a super-hero, super-holy president like Rick Santorum to save us.
          The cult of American exceptionalism is, perhaps unsurprisingly, comprised by the same people who make up the cult of American decline. There’s an insecurity about it that I think shines a little light onto the conservative movement and the Republican Party. The pretense of toughness; the rah-rah-rah nationalism; the sense of victimization, of being endlessly put-upon. These are all forms within the language of American conservatism, or at least mainstream movement conservatism, that give shape to the broader dialogue on the right.
          The “rebel complex” that Michael Brendan Dougherty described movement conservatives as having, forces its members to walk the thin line between American greatness and American decline. You can’t be a rebel against the Big Liberal Machine if everything is peaches and cream; but you have to manage this without being counter-cultural at the same time – without sacrificing that patriot street cred.
          Now, you might argue that it’s not really contradictory to say that America is at once great and threatened with decline. But that’s not really what conservatives are doing. The juxtaposition of greatness and decay isn’t necessarily framed as your every day existential threat. Rather the two fraternize in tandem, complimentary and contradictory all at once.
          America is invulnerable and yet deeply fragile.
          We are the most morally superior people on the planet, but that morality is brittle.
          Gays and leftists and secret Kenyan communist presidents threaten to shake and rend the very fabric of our at-once-mighty and yet oh-so-frail society.
          Barack Obama is a socialist even though he governs like a moderate Republican.
          We need less government (and of course government can never create jobs or do anything right) but we also need a savior in the White House who will yank us back from the brink and, while he’s at it, create jobs.
          So we get a movement that is full of paradoxes; a movement that wants to shrink government without shrinking any of the really big, expensive parts of government like defense or Medicare. The result, just a couple years after the 2010 Republican sweep, is a natural, not-so-bewildering transformation of the Tea Party into Rick Santorum leading in the polls, of fiscal conservatism transforming into social conservatism.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled may have been convincing the world he didn’t exist. But I’m beginning to think the GOP is giving him a run for his money when it comes to pulling the wool over our eyes.
     Or, as the evangelical said to the liberal, "I'll call you a Christian if you'll call me a scholar."

Saturday, February 11, 2012

T.S. Eliot is their rock star. No, wait; that would sound too intellectual.

E.D. Kain explains why, for aging conservative Hollywood actors, it makes more sense to get a theater in Branson than to do political movies:

          "But for some reason, conservative attempts at pop culture simply don’t pan out for the most part. So we get complaints about liberal media or liberal Hollywood or whatever. But it’s not liberal Hollywood’s fault that conservatives can’t do art. (Nor is it entirely obvious that Hollywood is liberal, but that’s another story for another time.)
          "And it’s not as though no good conservative art or literature has ever been produced. It’s just that today’s conservatives have lost any sense of proportion or subtext. Everything is so overt and over-stated. I think that The Lord of the Rings is a basically conservative text. It’s just not explicitly conservative and doesn’t say anything nasty about Obama.
          "Today’s conservative pop culture is reactionary, which is fitting I suppose. There was a mockumentary conservatives made a couple years ago that attempted to not very cleverly spoof Michael Moore. But an attempt to beat Moore at his own game is probably going to fail, if only because it’s little more than preaching to the choir (and this isn’t even to say that Moore isn’t deserving of his own criticism – the left is actually very good at leveling its own critique at Moore.) It’s the same in politics: conservatives aren’t so much interested with their own ideas about governance as they are about responding to and obstructing the ideas of their opponents."

     Thus, apparently, does Fat Elvis' "Conservative Dream Team" include such luminaries as a 70 year-old hawker of exercise equipment; a 70 year-old failed senate candidate and Fox News hack; a woman GOP pollster; a 70 year-old actor/senator and failed presidential candidate; a 66 year-old serial adulterer (oh, the stories they must tell each other) who styles himself The CEO of Self; the idiot of America's largest village; a 66 year-old who makes a living trading off his father's name; and the majority leader of the Iowa House of Representatives; and a black former Republican former member of Congress.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Where are they now?

     You've been wondering what happened to Wayne Allyn Root, haven't you?
     I thought not.
     Root ran for the Libertarian Party's presidential nomination four years ago.
     Here's one impression of him from the time:

          LP contenders Wayne Allyn Root, Bob Barr and Mike Gravel, in Washington Tuesday for a forum hosted by reason magazine, made their pleas for their adopted party's nom just days before its Memorial Day weekend convention in Denver.
          "I'm the Ronald Reagan of the Libertarian Party," Root, who has a wrestler's build and a mobster's tailor, told reporters before the start of the event. He rattled off his credentials: Vegas odds maker, infomercial pioneer, best-selling author.
          "I'm kind of an MTV guy running for president, and so I think I could catch fire with the youth movement in this country," Root added. "What Ron Paul started, I could finish. I'm the frontrunner, I don't think there's any doubt about that."
          After Barr arrived late, the 30-minute forum began with the candidates's two-minute opening statements. It had the feel of a speed date.
          Gravel railed against the "War On Drugs." Barr, who served four terms in the House, talked about a "rebirth of freedom." And Root won over the crowd with a political bombshell. During a dinner with Karl Rove two years ago, he told Bush's brain: "If you allow the United States Congress to ban [Internet] poker, what you're going to do is destroy the entire Republican revolution. Karl Rove laughed it off, and the Republican revolution ended."

     And another:

          Instead the delegates opted for another member of the party's conservative wing. Worse yet, the conservative they picked was Wayne Allyn Root, a man with the deportment of a Ronco pitchman with a squirrel in his pants."
          'Root's speech is light on policy, heavy on biography, ending with the story of his mother clinging to life while he rushed to visit her in the hospital. "Wayne is on the way, they kept saying," Root remembered. "When I got to that hospital room I heard the greatest sound I ever heard: Meep, meep, meep. She was still alive!"


     Root, running second to former GA GOP congressman Bob Barr, worked a deal with Barr to be his running mate, and thus was the Dream Team of 2008 born, even though,  "I had a feeling that he was going to sell me some Ginsu knives," says another delegate when it's over. "But ... I don't know--maybe this is what we need right now?"
     Root had high ambitions:

          I visited Root at his suburban Las Vegas home back in May. He is certainly well off, having built a sports-handicapping business that he says led him to politics. (The Founding Fathers "loved gambling," he says.) But politics isn't his only passion. Before we could begin talking about the Libertarian Party, he started selling me on his lifestyle. He takes 100 vitamin supplements every day. He and his kids never drink cow's milk, just rice milk and spring water. "I meditate, exercise, pray and do yoga every day," he says. "If I had a staff of 20, they couldn't do the work I do."
          All that bluster makes him seem more like a telemarketer or talk-show host than a politician, and he tells me he'd at least like to get a nationally syndicated radio show out of this presidential campaign.

     He also announced himself the front-runner for the 2012 LP presidential nomination. “Bob Barr and I are going to get a million to three million votes this year,” he predicted, between bites of chicken. “In 2012 I expect to duplicate Ross Perot’s number of 19 million. In 2016 I expect to be a credible third-party candidate, and in 2020 I plan to win.”
     They got 523,686 votes. Since then Root's morphed into a "libertarian-conservative" with states rights activist tendencies, and he's not running for president this year. The Libertarian Party still lists him as its only "potential candidate." He's got a column at the standard-issue GOP site The Daily Caller. Still no radio show.
     And last night he was on Live On Sunday Night, It's Bill Cunningham, a bilious radio talk show. He motor-mouthed his way through several long screeds (was Cunningham off doing the Sunday crossword?), said he may run in 2016, and announced he has a new website called Root for America. According to it, he's one of Bill Cunningham's three favorite guests. His blogroll has two sites, one of which is the libertarian Cato Institute, now under a takeover siege by the decidedly non-libertarian Koch brothers. The site still turns up in Google listed as his campaign website, though he's not running for anything.
       

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

What Fresh Hell? for October 24, 2017: POTUS pops another Corker. With no sense of self-awareness, he's also peddling Halloween #MAGA caps in his signature facial orange. Plus Senator Tillis' one-party way, Roy Moore still hates on the gays; and Shit Kid Rock says.



Before traveling to Capitol Hill today to demand that Senate Republicans give him a tax cut bill, MOTUS farted five tweets in two hours denouncing one of them as a "lightweight", "incompetent," "negative on anything Trump", and a clueless man "who couldn't get elected dogcatcher in TN.'

When you shut Democrats out of the process and rely solely on Republican votes, alienating two of your 52 seems pretty damn dumb. But as he has told us, "“I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things."

"I know what I’m doing and I listen to a lot of people, I talk to a lot of people and at the appropriate time I’ll tell you who the people are. But my primary consultant is myself and I have a good instinct for this stuff."

*****



The chairmen of the House Judiciary and Oversight committees announced on Tuesday a joint investigation into how the FBI handled last year's investigation into Hillary Clinton's private email server. 
"Decisions made by the Department of Justice in 2016 have led to a host of outstanding questions that must be answered," House Judiciary Committee Chairman Bob Goodlatte (R-Va.) and House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman Trey Gowdy (R-S.C.) said in a joint statement.

 

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The *resident is cashing in on Halloween:


MOTUS' daughter-in-law Lara- who acts as the spokesmodel for the presidency, with an infomercial series about Dad- shills them:



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If you like the way Republicans in the North Carolina General Assembly' supermajority works- throttling democracy, snap votes on bills unread by members after drafting by lobbyists, and gerrymandering to win elections with less than majority votes- NC Senator Thom Tillis says that's what we need in DC:

Republicans could use a little of that North Carolina hardball in Washington, Tillis says. And as for complaints like those from his colleague Arizona Sen. John McCain, who cast his vote against Obamacare repeal as a protest against the way the bill was being rammed through without proper debate and review, Tillis blames the Democrats. “It’s a very noble purpose, but it doesn’t really exhibit any grasp of what’s been going around here in terms of tactics used by the minority,” he says of McCain’s stand.

He acknowledges that Republicans were guilty of obstruction when they were in the minority. But now Democrats are in the minority, and he says that’s their problem.


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Roy Moore, the Alabama Chief Justice twice removed and Republican US Senate nominee, says the Supreme Court's Obergefell decision on marriage equality is the worst decision ever- worse even than the 1857 Dred Scott decision affirming the African-Americans were personal property of their white owners.

Moore is part of Breitbart bully Steve Bannon's 2018 Senate Dream Team of quack medicos, mercenaries and felons he wants to install in Congress.

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Decemberr 5 is when the Supreme Court hears argument on whether Americans should be able to ignore any law that they feel God tells them infringes their right to religious freedom. You ought to be concerned about this. Even Christianists. Being thrown out of stores for what you believe works both ways.

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Truly sad news today from Variety:

To the surprise of hardly anyone, Kid Rock quashed his highly publicized but hardly serious bid to run for Senator in an interview with Howard Stern’s SiriusXM radio show Tuesday morning.

“F— no, I’m not running for Senate. Are you kidding me?” Rock said. “Who couldn’t figure that out? I’m releasing a new album. I’m going on tour too. Are you f—ing s—ting me?”


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Gays in Space


It assumes that there exists a default in storytelling — and that default is one way, and not the other. The default is straight relationships, or cisgendered characters, or able-bodied white dudes, or whatever. One of the criticisms Aftermath received was this very special kind of softball phobia, right? “I don’t mind LGBT characters, but these were forced into the narrative for a political agenda,” assuming that the characters are somehow not characters at all, but rather protest signs or billboards advertising THE WONDERS OF GAYNESS or THE FABULOSITY OF THE NON-BINARY SPACE PIRATE LIFE.
Some of them are in Congress.

Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert argues against gay space colonies in speech on the House floor



Sunday, July 23, 2017

Gossip Girl goes to DC

White House Dream Team: Echo and Narcissus
On CNN’s State of the Union, host Jake Tapper questioned Scaramucci about Donald Trump’s continued insistence that the ever-growing Russia scandal was “fake news.” After questioning whether Trump was planning to sign a bipartisan bill reaffirming sanctions against Russia for meddling in the November presidential election, Scaramucci instead sought to again cast doubt on the legitimacy of the U.S. intelligence community, and initially used an anonymous source to do it. 
“There’s a lot of disinformation out there,” said Scaramucci. “Somebody said to me yesterday—I won’t tell you who—that if the Russians actually hacked this situation and spilled out those emails, you would have never seen it, you would have never had any evidence of them.” 
An incredulous Tapper cut him off, pointing out that this anonymous source was breaking from every single intelligence agency in asserting that Russia’s involvement was in dispute. That’s all it took for Scaramucci to throw his boss under the bus. 
“How ‘bout it was the president, Jake,” said Scaramucci of his anonymous source. “I talked to him yesterday, he called me from Air Force One, and he basically said to me ‘hey you know, maybe they did it, maybe they didn’t do it.’”

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Slow news day.

     Part of Newt Gingrich's Dream Team of advisers, exercise-machine and presumed Hair Club for Men member Chuck Norris must feel the need to earn some media:

     Chuck Norris speculated on Tuesday that the Obama administration had something to do with Boy Scouts of America board member James Turley's pledge to work to change the organization’s policy against gay scouts and leaders.
     In a column for AmmoLand.com titled
"Is Obama Creating a Pro-Gay Boy Scouts of America?," the '80s action star attempted to draw connections between Turley — the CEO of Ernst & Young — and the White House.
     “Is it a coincidence that Turley is in tight cahoots with the White House and that he is the only BSA national board member in 100 years to oppose its pro-traditional family stance?” writes the "Walker, Texas Ranger" actor.

     Turley released a statement earlier this month declaring his opposition to BSA's policy excluding homosexuals.
     "I support the meaningful work of the Boy Scouts in preparing young people for adventure, leadership, learning and service, however the membership policy is not one I would personally endorse," Turley said. "As I have done in leading Ernst & Young to being a most inclusive organization, I intend to continue to work from within the BSA Board to actively encourage dialogue and sustainable progress."
     Turley has announced that he's stepping down as CEO next year, about which Norris asks, “Is it a coincidence that Turley just announced his resignation as CEO of Ernst & Young (effective Jun 2013) and that he is now offering the White House a parting pro-gay BSA gift in gratitude for all its presidential favors to him and Ernst & Young over the past few years?”
     Calling the Boy Scouts “as integral a part of American life and culture as hot dogs, baseball and Grandma’s apple pie,” Norris also attacked the president for his lack of involvement in the BSA, which declares the sitting president its honorary leader.

     "Hasn’t America reached a new low in its history when its president (and the honorary president of the BSA!) distances himself and his administration from the Boy Scouts of America yet invites groups such as the Secular Student Alliance to participate in its faith and college missions?"
     An spokesperson for Ernst & Young declined comment on Turley's behalf.

Ruger Scout Rifle
Just the illustration in Ammoland's Chuck Norris Column.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

GIGO, the computer nerds call it



This chart spells bad news for South Carolina and its hopes of moving its hopelessly outdated, 1950s-style, tax breaks;cheap, supine labor; and minimal regulations economic development model into the 21st century.

Why?


"When it comes to the use of voter data and analytics, the two sides appear to be as unmatched as they have ever been on a specific electioneering tactic in the modern campaign era," Sasha Issenberg, a journalist and an expert in the science of campaigning, wrote just days before the election proved him right. "No party ever has ever had such a durable structural advantage over the other on polling, making television ads, or fundraising, for example."

The Romney campaign and the Republican National Committee entered Election Day boasting about the millions of voter contacts -- door knocks and phone calls -- they had made in all the key states.
Volunteers were making the calls using an automated VOIP-system, allowing them to dial registered voters at a rapid clip and punch in basic data about them on each phone's keypad, feeding basic information into the campaign's voter file.

But volunteer callers were met with angry hang-ups and answering machines just as much as actual voters on the other end of the line. It was a voter contact system that favored quantity over quality.

Ars Technica has a fascinating piece about how the Romney team bet a big piece of the farm on a computerized GOTV system called Orca. It was a typical Romney operation, in retrospect, full of swagger and hype (they invited PBS's News Hour- in the last months of its existence under the Romney Presidential Inevitability Plan- to show it off). But Team Mitt didn't even start building it until after the primaries, and- crucially- rolled it into service without any serious testing. It crashed repeatedly on election day and left the Romney campaign half-blind about what was going on:

... Instead, volunteers couldn't get the system to work from the field in many states—in some cases because they had been given the wrong login information. The system crashed repeatedly. At one point, the network connection to the Romney campaign's headquarters went down because Internet provider Comcast reportedly thought the traffic was caused by a denial of service attack.

As one Orca user described it to Ars, the entire episode was a "huge clusterfuck." 
 
..."The end result," Ekdahl wrote, "was that 30,000+ of the most active and fired-up volunteers were wandering around confused and frustrated when they could have been doing anything else to help. The bitter irony of this entire endeavor was that a supposedly small government candidate gutted the local structure of [get out the vote] efforts in favor of a centralized, faceless organization in a far off place (in this case, their Boston headquarters). Wrap your head around that."

John Ekdahl, the campaign worker Ars Technica quoted, has his own, devastating account of how  campaign workers fired up for Romney got screwed by a system bolted together in Boston:
 
Now a note about the technology itself. For starters, this was billed as an "app" when it was actually a mobile-optimized website (or "web app"). For days I saw people on Twitter saying they couldn't find the app on the Android Market or iTunes and couldn't download it. Well, that's because it didn't exist. It was a website. This created a ton of confusion. Not to mention that they didn't even "turn it on" until 6AM in the morning, so people couldn't properly familiarize themselves with how it worked on their personal phone beforehand.

Next, and this part I find mind-boggingly absurd, the web address was located at "https://www.whateveritwas.com/orca". Notice the "s" after http. This denotes it's a secure connection, something that's used for e-commerce and web-based email. So far, so good. The problem is that they didn't auto-forward the regular "http" to "https" and as a result, many people got a blank page and thought the system was down. Setting up forwarding is the simplest thing in the world and only takes seconds, but they failed to do it. This is compounded by the fact that mobile browsers default to "http" when you just start with "www" (as 95% of the world does).

By 2PM, I had completely given up. I finally got ahold of someone at around 1PM and I never heard back. From what I understand, the entire system crashed at around 4PM. I'm not sure if that's true, but it wouldn't surprise me. I decided to wait for my wife to get home from work to vote, which meant going very late (around 6:15PM). Here's the kicker, I never got a call to go out and vote. So, who the hell knows if that end of it was working either.

At bottom, the Romney campaign's problem was that for all its chief's vaunted devotion to data, they overlooked a basic principle of computer analysis: garbage in, garbage out. They spent a fortune on a hastily-assembled, untested computer system, with no backup plan, and trusted it to work because the consultants they hired to make it for them said it would work.

Transfer your gaze, bemused reader, to the Uniparty in Columbia. Its chief, Mrs Governor Nikki Haley, endorsed Romney and his vision of American plutocracy early in the campaign season. Mrs. Haley and her team are wrestling their own dead orca on the beach. Every day the news gets a little worse as the facts dribble out from her information control-freak administration about how the Department of Revenue suffered the largest hack attack in US governmental history. 

Hackers stole 3.8 million state taxpayers' Social Security numbers.

They stole 3.3 million bank account numbers. 

Nearly 700,000 businesses have been affected.

The state system lacked a data encryption program and a double-password system. The department studied the encryption idea in 2006 and shelved it. They thought it would cost too much at $5 million.

The cost of giving all the affected individuals and business credit protection online for a year will be, Mrs. Governor Haley says, $12 million.

An upgrade to a dual password system would have cost $25,000. The department passed on that, too. 

The Greenville News reports that last year the Department of Revenue spent $42,110 on hotel rooms in-state.

Apparently, as Waldo has previously reported, keeping the financial information of her constituents safe isn't a core function of government as Mrs. Governor Haley defines it. She says the IRS and Congress need to impose standards on the state and make her employ them.

The Department of revenue fiasco isn't the first of Mrs. Governor Haley's data debacles: just the biggest. In April her Department of Health and Human Services reported an employee stole the personal data of 220,000 South Carolinians on Medicaid.

And this week The Greenville News reported the Department of Workforce and Employment is only just finding a programming error from 2008 that resulted in $9 million in unemployment compensation charges not being entered into the Department's records. With a heavy volume of claims that year, the Department started letting people file on weekend, but continued to only count claims filed Monday through Friday. 

It took the Department's auditors four years to find the mistake.

The result? 12% of the state's businesses and nonprofits will get that shortfall added to their next rate calculation. The only ones the agency will go after for overpayment are nonprofits

Mrs. Governor Haley was quick to respond through her spokesman, Rob Godfrey:

 “State agencies aren’t exempt from problems from time to time,” he said, “and that’s why we put strong, business-friendly leaders in place at state agencies who continue to show results for the people of our state – results like more than 29,000 jobs announced and record-breaking investment in South Carolina, more than 12,000 welfare-to-work success stories, transforming DJJ into an agency that trains young people for jobs and erasing deficits at Corrections, Social Services, and Health and Human Services.”

One business leader's reaction was more succinct:

 “How could you make such an asinine mistake?” asked Frank Knapp, president and chief executive officer of the South Carolina Small Business Chamber of Commerce.

What links the Haley administration and the Romney Administration's now-impossible dream is that "business-friendly" does not necessarily mean technologically savvy. "Business-friendly" means cutting taxes, cutting services, reducing budgets, and eliminating regulations. The rest is just background noise.

When your business leaders are all middle-aged to elderly white guys, there's a lag in their connect with day-to-day business logistics even in their own businesses. Tech is stuff you have to spend too much money on kids with tattoos and tie-dyed hair to make work for you. As long as it works and the numbers work, well, the rest is just background noise. That  upgrade thing, it's $25k out of this quarter's profits, you know that, kid?

In 2007 Mitt Romney sat down with the editors of The Wall Street Journal. As they reported it:

"I love data." Mitt Romney has been speaking for less than two minutes when he makes this profession.
The former Massachusetts governor is meeting with the editorial board of The Wall Street Journal to discuss his campaign for the presidency. And he starts not with the economy, "global jihad" or the country as a whole, but with himself.

While some have questioned Mr. Romney's authenticity, the immediate impression he gives is that he speaks straight from the heart. Especially where data are concerned. "I used to call it 'wallowing in the data,'" Mr. Romney continues. "Let me see the data. I want to see the client's data, the competitors' data. I want to see all the data."

Romney elaborated the mantra Mrs. Governor Haley and her flack, Godfrey, prate now in dumbed-down form:

Politicians don't like to describe themselves as ideological, but most have a core of political precepts. Mr. Romney describes his thus: "Obviously, I have -- just like in the consulting world -- I have 'concepts' that I believe. I believe the free market works and government doesn't -- that when government takes over a function which can be effectively managed in the free market, we make a huge mistake. I think government is almost by necessity inefficient, inflexible, duplicative, wasteful, expensive and burdensome." This is fairly traditional small-government, free-market conservative talk -- or would be, if it weren't framed as a "concept," like those used in consulting.

Which makes it seem at first a curious way to describe why one is running for president of the United States and leader of the free world. But it turns out to be a perfect encapsulation of the Romney campaign.
Mr. Romney spent a decade as a consultant, and later ran a private equity concern that grew out of that. For most of his adult life, then, Mr. Romney has been figuring out how to run businesses better. It is not much of a stretch to say that he views the federal government as just one more candidate for a data-driven makeover.

In fact, it may not be a stretch at all. When asked for details about how he would reduce the size of government if elected, he mentions two things: The organizational chart of the executive branch, and consultants. "There's no corporation in America that would have a CEO, no COO, just a CEO, with 30 direct reports."

Running a government organized like this is, he explains, impossible. "So I would probably have super-cabinet secretaries, or at least some structure that McKinsey would guide me to put in place." He seems to catch a note of surprise in his audience, but he presses on: "I'm not kidding, I probably would bring in McKinsey. . . . I would consult with the best and the brightest minds, whether it's McKinsey, Bain, BCG or Jack Welch."

Which brings me back to Mitt Romney's poll numbers.

When the crunch came, Campaign Mitt had incomplete numbers, and they were skewed by the biases of the data wallowers. It was already gospel that the mainstream media polls that got the results right were in the tank for the President. The gaps and inconsistencies in the data were papered over by the sense of destiny that led Romney not to bother with even thinking about a concession speech.

The Romney campaign got crap data because they couldn't get the top talent to build them a system like the Obama campaign built: one that maximized  ground workers' effectiveness while at the same time locating and turning out new voters in even larger numbers than they did in 2008.

And to do that, reports The New York Times' Nate Silver, you need the right tech people:

The reason is that Democrats’ strength in the [San Francisco Bay/Silicon Valley] region is hard to separate out from the growth of its core industry — information technology – and the advantage that having access to the most talented individuals working in the field could provide to Democratic campaigns.

Companies like Google and Apple do not have their own precincts on Election Day. However, it is possible to make some inferences about just how overwhelmingly Democratic are the employees at these companies, based on fund-raising data. (The Federal Election Commission requires that donors to presidential campaigns disclose their employer when they make a campaign contribution.)

Among employees who work for Google, Mr. Obama received about $720,000 in itemized contributions this year, compared with only $25,000 for Mr. Romney. That means that Mr. Obama collected almost 97 percent of the money between the two major candidates.

Apple employees gave 91 percent of their dollars to Mr. Obama. At eBay, Mr. Obama received 89 percent of the money from employees.

Over all, among the 10 American-based information technology companies on Fortune’s list of “most admired companies,” Mr. Obama raised 83 percent of the funds between the two major party candidates.
Mr. Obama’s popularity among the staff at these companies holds even for those which are not headquartered in California. About 81 percent of contributions at Microsoft, which is headquartered in Redmond, Wash., went to Mr. Obama. So did 77 percent of those at I.B.M., which is based in Armonk, N.Y.


It does not require an algorithm to deduce that the sort of employees who may be willing to donate substantial money to a political campaign may also be those who would consider working for it.

Since Democrats had the support of 80 percent or 90 percent of the best and brightest minds in the information technology field, it shouldn’t be surprising that Mr. Obama’s information technology infrastructure was viewed as state-of-the-art exemplary, whereas everyone from Republican volunteers to Silicon Valley journalists have criticized Mr. Romney’s systems. Mr. Romney’s get-out-the-vote application, Project Orca, is widely viewed as having failed on Election Day, perhaps contributing to a disappointing Republican turnout.

Silver concludes:

There were undoubtedly many bright and talented information technology professionals who worked for Mr. Romney, and who might have fielded a better product given better management.

Even if only 10 percent or 20 percent of elite information technology professionals would consider working for a Republican like Mr. Romney, this is still a reasonably large talent pool to draw from.

But Democrats are drawing from a much larger group of potential staff and volunteers in Silicon Valley.
Perhaps a different type of Republican candidate, one whose views on social policy were more in line with the tolerant and multicultural values of the Bay Area, and the youthful cultures of the leading companies here, could gather more support among information technology professionals.

And, as Waldo explained at length in 2008, South Carolina's just a non-starter when it comes to attracting that kind of talent here. In one of the least unionized states in the nation we wave the bloody shirt against unionization. Republicans babble that Hispanics are natural conservatives but they don't belong in America (the other day they passed an "immigration reform" bill that created 55,000 jobs for smart immigrants  by eliminating 55,000 places that used to to to Africans and eastern Europeans); South Carolina's congressional delegation unites behind repealing Obamacare and placing it with--nothing. The Republicans' Great Brown Hope (and Jim DeMint protege'), Marco Rubio, comes up with bosh like this:

It was the standard political interview, about ambition and the right size for government. Then came the curveball question to Senator Marco Rubio of Florida from Michael Hainey of GQ magazine: “How old do you think the earth is?” 

Senator Rubio, a possible contender in the 2016 Republican presidential race, gave the following answer: “I’m not a scientist, man. I can tell you what recorded history says, I can tell you what the Bible says, but I think that’s a dispute amongst theologians.” 

He went on: “At the end of the day, I think there are multiple theories out there on how the universe was created, and I think this is a country where people should have the opportunity to teach them all. I think parents should be able to teach their kids what their faith says, what science says. 

“Whether the earth was created in seven days, or seven actual eras, I’m not sure we’ll ever be able to answer that. It’s one of the great mysteries.” 

It may have been a mystery back in the 17th century, when Archbishop James Ussher calculated from the age of the patriarchs and other sources that Earth was created on Oct. 22, 4004 B.C. Today’s best estimate for the age of Earth, based on the radiometric dating of meteorites, is 4.54 billion years. The real mystery is how a highly intelligent politician got himself into the position of suggesting that the two estimates are of equal value, or that theologians are still the best interpreters of the physical world. 

And it's not just the attitudes of people in tech companies. The election results show, in many areas- like antipathy to basic scientific principles on the part of a member of the House Science Committee- the general population is shifting its views, and not in a Republican direction. 

But as long as Southern states pile up bigger and bigger Uniparty majorities up and down the ballot it's easy to misread the data- like Mitt Romney did- and assume a triumph just before being handed your head. In the meantime, South Carolina just looks more and mroe backward and out of touch to the employees of the kinds of companies Uniparty leaders in Columbia promise us every day they are toiling to bring here.