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The United States government has declared war on citizens who travel by air. You either let a bunch of backroom monitor wankers who couldn't sell french fries at McDonald's ogle your privates and put the good ones up on YouTube, or you settle for ritualized humiliations based on your medical situation while a bunch of ginormous waddlers threaten you with arrest for not going through hazing the worst frat in America wouldn't countenance.

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