"Wolverines!"

It's a good life being Senators Lindsey Graham and Jim DeMint. You give lots of interviews, you make bitchy speeches on the Senate floor, and you otherwise just lounge around the office waiting to vote against things.

Just don't ask them to do anything for the state that sent them there.

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