Today in the teeming id of the Right

Ben Carson, the CPAC heartthrob ("He's Smart! He's black! He's reactionary!") has stepped down after proving you can be a genius surgeon and still a moron:

Carson, the director of pediatric neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins, on Tuesday called hetero-sexual marriage “a well-established, fundamental pillar of society and no group, be they gays, be they NAMBLA, be they people who believe in bestiality — it doesn’t matter what they are. They don’t get to change the definition.”

Republican congressman Don Young is sorry, he thought Hispanics didn't mind being called "wetbacks."

The governor of North Carolina thinks his party don't need no stinkin' outreach to Hispanics.

A Seattle Seahawks player says NFL players coming out is selfish on their part.

GOP congresscritter Charles Boustany says Obamacare is a scam to get people to vote D in order to get benefits. What happened to Mitt Romney's claims that the reason Obama won was coz he gave it away free?

Boustany, you may remember, is so wedded to the Teabagger Constitution fetish that he tried a few years ago to buy a British title of nobility for himself.