Well, thank God we have this settled

Tony Randall's 36 year-old widow- he died in 2003, aged 84- has emerged to tell the world they had sex a lot and he wasn't gay. She doesn't say anything about the two kids he fathered in his 70s, surely knowing the odds were he wouldn't be around to help raise them. But that's the privilege that goes with marriage. You can be a Tony Randall or a Saul Bellow, siring children you know you'll never see to adulthood, and Mike Huckabee will be there to defend your right to do it. Marriage, as we now know, is all about about the kids.