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An Israeli rabbi is the latest member of the Sally Kerns International Caucus:

'Rabbi Ratzon Arussi of Kiryat Ono, Israel, doesn’t have a high opinion of the homos: “It is doubtlessly a disease, seeing as anything in nature that deviates from the norm is a disease… We must make an effort to act in an intelligent way so that those who have homosexual tendencies are treated and rehabilitated.” [Ynet News]'